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Hmph! Imagine my surprise and livid indignation at some writer supposing that women should be paid to tie the knot. Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy?
And just what, praytell, are her special talents which necessitate being handed wads of extra cash? 1. Women are good at forcing guys to pick up their own socks. (I kid you not, even the ones that don't smell) 2. Women don't think we men can multi-task even though we are fully adept at watching star trek and listening to them whine at the same time. 3. Women are going to do the dishes at seven in the evening anyways and yet they scream when my mug goes in the sink at six thirty. Just where did you want me to put it? (don't answer that) 4. They expect us to cut the lawn when there is a playoff game on TV. (For all you newbie husbands out there, I kid you not) 5. We are made to lie and say their dresses still fit perfect even though the ten pounds of extra fat is clearly visible. (say it isn't so!!) 6. They want us to keep our eyes riveted on their eyes when we're out even though the strange woman next to us clearly has way too much cleavage to be ignored. 7. They ask us to climb three hundred feet on a rickety ladder along the side of the house but refuse to hold it steady for us because they might break a nail. (I'll let you know when my broken neck heals) 8. They toss all my clothes into a single drawer then spread all their clothes out nicely in the walk in closet. 9. They take us to a restaurant for our birthday but don't allow us to order red meat. Instead they want us to dine on asparagus tips and shrimp salad with tofu strips. (which we carry home in a barf bag) 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) If anybody deserves to be paid to be married, its us men. |
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Oi...
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Op.. normally you dip your toes into the water.. to test it out...
not jump right in with the sharks...lol .....ana.. mind if I grab a handful of popcorn..?.. I brought licorice..lol |
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Op.. normally you dip your toes into the water.. to test it out... not jump right in with the sharks...lol .....ana.. mind if I grab a handful of popcorn..?.. I brought licorice..lol help yourself. enjoy |
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Oh friends move over I want in on this one..
I have the soda's  Wow... OP tell us how you really feel.. 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) Well now that you bring up the sex thang... ahem.. if it was more interesting than a V-8 you might get it more than 1x a month.. You gotta give us something to work with...  you were supposed to learn with your dollie not take it as gospel |
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Hahaha .. Funny man . Estelle wouldn't put a price on her worth .. Perhaps you are braver . What is your price  maybe there's a price list like at the nail salon or car wash. this = $ this + that = $$ this + that (with a smile) = cha ching |
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Edited by
dreamerana
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Mon 04/27/15 11:40 PM
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Hahaha .. Funny man . Estelle wouldn't put a price on her worth .. Perhaps you are braver . What is your price wonder if there's a special going on. like a 2 for the price of 1 |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Tue 04/28/15 03:14 AM
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well I guess I am still single because there is no way I am going to make time to read all that whining?
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ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE
so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation! |
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Hmph! Imagine my surprise and livid indignation at some writer supposing that women should be paid to tie the knot. Why does a woman, who is tightening a permanent noose around my neck deserve to be paid for choking her guy? And just what, praytell, are her special talents which necessitate being handed wads of extra cash? 1. Women are good at forcing guys to pick up their own socks. (I kid you not, even the ones that don't smell) 2. Women don't think we men can multi-task even though we are fully adept at watching star trek and listening to them whine at the same time. 3. Women are going to do the dishes at seven in the evening anyways and yet they scream when my mug goes in the sink at six thirty. Just where did you want me to put it? (don't answer that) 4. They expect us to cut the lawn when there is a playoff game on TV. (For all you newbie husbands out there, I kid you not) 5. We are made to lie and say their dresses still fit perfect even though the ten pounds of extra fat is clearly visible. (say it isn't so!!) 6. They want us to keep our eyes riveted on their eyes when we're out even though the strange woman next to us clearly has way too much cleavage to be ignored. 7. They ask us to climb three hundred feet on a rickety ladder along the side of the house but refuse to hold it steady for us because they might break a nail. (I'll let you know when my broken neck heals) 8. They toss all my clothes into a single drawer then spread all their clothes out nicely in the walk in closet. 9. They take us to a restaurant for our birthday but don't allow us to order red meat. Instead they want us to dine on asparagus tips and shrimp salad with tofu strips. (which we carry home in a barf bag) 10. They limit our sex romps to once per month and only then if they can nap while we practise our missionary routine. (why did I throw out that inflatable doll from my college days???!!!) If anybody deserves to be paid to be married, its us men. Don't forget the part where we have to help clean the house and do the dishes because if we call that a lady's job they will accuse us of being sexist. However, when we ask them to mow the lawn or do edging they tell us that outside work is a man's job. |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 04/28/15 06:35 AM
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jobs are just jobs stuff to be done but then again I had a hubby who was gone a lot for work so I weed whipped,mowed, snow blowed the driveway, shoveled, chopped firewood, took cars in to get fixed, cooked, cleaned, did laundry and the shopping and menu planning.. whatever needed doing got done 
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ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation! |
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It would appear that misty has some competition
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Tue 04/28/15 06:47 AM
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ATTENTION: ALL MEN THAT AGREE WITH THE OP, PLEASE POST "YES" HERE so us women can add you to our "NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I DATING HIM!" list Thank you for your cooperation! Smart man!! .. you worked it out... Say "NO" and we will add you to our "Want to date him!" list :) So this once, just this once, saying "No" may get you what you want 
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It would appear that misty has some competition You know justfun....from the very first few posts of the OP, I would have sworn it was red's clone! |
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TITLE THREAD: If anyone should be paid to get married, its the man!!!!!!!
ANSWER : MOVE TO INDIA! But then again, we wonder why the men from India wants to get out of there????? |
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