1: What game does the CDC hate most?
Catch

2: The term "legally dead" is rather stupid since we'll never see cops chasing a dead guy yelling "Stop that corpse, he's not legally dead!" and the corpse yelling "You'll never take me ALIVE!"

3: When Moses turned the Nile River into blood, I can only ponder what the countries downstream had to say: "What the hell are those Egyptians DOING up there?"

4: It's neat how you can turn a potato into a low-power battery and a pickle into a dim light bulb, but who on earth discovered this stuff? Did some electrician stare at his salad and think "I think I'll plug wires into these things and see what happens..."

5: One of the biggest reasons not to go to another reality is that the dialect will be confusing as hell. "Pardon me, but I'm gonna see if that ostrich wants to rip off my lasagna..." "WHAT?!"

Enjoy~