1: What game does the CDC hate most?
Catch

2: The term "legally dead" is rather stupid since we'll never see cops chasing a dead guy yelling "Stop that corpse, he's not legally dead!" and the corpse yelling "You'll never take me ALIVE!"

3: When Moses turned the Nile River into blood, I can only ponder what the countries downstream had to say: "What the hell are those Egyptians DOING up there?"

4: It's neat how you can turn a potato into a low-power battery and a pickle into a dim light bulb, but who on earth discovered this stuff? Did some electrician stare at his salad and think "I think I'll plug wires into these things and see what happens..."

5: One of the biggest reasons not to go to another reality is that the dialect will be confusing as hell. "Pardon me, but I'm gonna see if that ostrich wants to rip off my lasagna..." "WHAT?!"

Enjoy~

You know the sensation walking under a tree and suddenly birds flutter out? That's what i felt here reading.

Not exactly.

Birds of different feathers, Man.
No common theme connecting them.


Nice little gems though, originals, for a first post.

Welcome to Mingle2!

Nice one.....but I like two more then the others.......

Number two: it knocks ma socks off!

My daughter once told me joke....
Shocked me at first then I saw the funny side...

What's the cheapest car on the road?
A stolen one

Some excellent "thought experiment jokes," actually. I like them very much.

By the way, the answer to number 3 of the opening post is, that the Egyptians were at the END of the Nile, so there wasn't anyone downstream.

And the answer to number four is actually "yes, that's exactly how a lot of this sort of thing was discovered. Sometimes alcohol is involved as well."

But again, an EXCELLENT way to educate oneself! Bravo!

and the sweetest kiss, a stolen kiss.


couldn't figure out why 'no 3:' "..Moses turned the River Nile to blood.."

when we know that Lord could very well turned it to wine.