Go and sin no more. You are forgiven. Apology accepted.
Somehow I did not think you meant that anyway.
I was hoping that was just an expression some of your peers use to refer
to each other; and you used it where people understand it not as
harmless.

When I was aout 16, I told my 17yr old sister while in company with
others; "Shut your crotch" That was just a new expression I picked that
to me at the time looked smart when speaking to my friends.

Well she went and told our mother that and my mother was furious at me
and told other people.

I did not mean to conjure up any image of she shutting her labia majora.
I realized how stupid that was to say especially to a female.

I felt so bad I never used that expression again.

I don't think 25 to your 18 is a bad match. If you did not say 25 is
your limit some would have thought U meant any age difference like the
last model who died having been married to some 90 plus hombre. What
about 57 and 18 if the 57 is very rich, does it matter?

Amen sister!

UK you not easy. what!!!! Tha's the best.

Fruit. Just put a little salt on it and mix it up to put in bread and U
will see how nice it tastes.

And just remember: "I GRIEVING!!!"

and I forgot to tell you. Do not wear dowdy colours. Wear PRETTY
matching colours. Pass your colours through a blender. U have a blender.
Right?

I know U not going to have sex otherwise I would tell U to invite him
home and the only thing to have on is yur stereo.

I know your are not planning to have sex otherwise you would wear
something easy to take off like a long flare-skirt.

Carry your dark shades to put on at a chosen time so that you can SEE
how he is STARING you down WITHOUT him seeing you.

dit this for me? without 'he' or without 'him?'

Wear a pants tight enough (not over tight) heels, tight enough armless
jersey so a 'lil' piece of navel area could flash now and then when you
use your hands to gesticulate, earrings, well make-up, neck chain or
beads, no shades, you have PRETY eyes and a pretty look in your eyes
too; tie your hair in a pony tail or let it hand down groomed with some
over your breasts.

But I feel you could teach charm classes and do not need any tips.

W H A T !!!!!!!! JEAN!!!!!!!!!!

Well VERY NICE GREEN NIGHTIE THEN. V E R Y NICE. YES!!!!!!!!!

PANTING BREATHLESSLY AND STARING ON PAUSE. "I did not know you had such
a B E A U T I F U L green dress. It nice and tight too!!! OHHH!!!"
JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH G A W D JEAN!!!!!!!!! NICE GREEN DRESS!!!!!!!

Well I can cook my own food but if she loves me won't she want to cook
something for me; if she cannot cook can't she LEARN? That is NOT harder
than GED or obtaing degrees like associate and so forth. Is it?

Shenadra!!

Well there are many men who will feel insulted if a woman ask them to
suck their vulva, JUST like a woman would if a man asks her to suck his
penis. If it is an old spouse, they will already know what each other
likes.

GOOD ONE!!!!!

wow!