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Wed 07/08/09 11:30 PM

Shopping... it doen't matter if it's for clothes, groceries or whatever... I hate shopping. grumble



the perfect woman!

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Wed 07/08/09 11:30 PM
my least favorite activity is posting on mingle2.com laugh


(if someone already said that and i missed it, sorry)

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Wed 07/08/09 11:27 PM
Edited by vortecpowered on Wed 07/08/09 11:27 PM
i definitely think stress can speed up greying. but here's what will drive you crazy...if you hadn't been stressed, would the hair have stayed dark? it's impossible to know without a time machine. about the closest you could do to figure something like that out would be do twin studies.

-abduct twin babies as soon after birth as possible
-control as many variables as possible, including diet and sleep
-bug the crap out of one for 30 years and let the other one have whatever he wants.
-continue until one or both turn grey...of course they might never and then you've commited multiple felonies and cared for two people for no reason.

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Wed 07/08/09 08:35 PM

What if the redneck is a nerd too?
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joe dirt with a pocket protector.

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Wed 07/08/09 08:33 PM

Bought a new battery for the cellphone.

"Do Not Microwave"

Honestly, it never entered my mind.


these labels are just giving people ideas. ha. more people are going to die now from trying dumb stuff they would have never thought up on their own...but the company isn't legally responsible for it anymore.

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Wed 07/08/09 08:27 PM


In no way was I implyin a redneck is cool. I just think a redneck an a nerd are total opposites. :tongue:



opposites or not, i have to agree they'd be an awkward fit.

my longest relationship was with a girl who seemed nothing like me but within a few months we realized that some of our main personality traits were extremely similar...bad news. 5 years later it was over.

my best relationship was with a girl who was my opposite in almost every way but it worked great because we filled each others' gaps. so yeah, i guess opposites do attract.


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Wed 07/08/09 08:19 PM



In all fairness, I never saw any names mentioned. All I saw were some folks jumping to conclusions and making assumptions.


I hope no one thought that I was referring to anyone specific. I say to each his/her own. No judgement here. I was merely saying that for ME, I really want the focus of my profile to be the content of the text. I place a really high value on the cognitive aspects of a profile and would rather attract men that place that same value on it. It's no secret that I have a thing for witty geeks!

Also, FOR ME...I am totally NOT attracted to male profiles that include bare-chested pictures. I don't care how appealing it may be to me on all other levels, there is something about a man posting that type of picture for EVERYONE to view, that turns me off. Now, if he and I have chatted a while, and he then wants to send me a pic like that privately, that's an entirely different story. drool I think I'd prefer that his goodies be saved for a select few than out there for everyone to see.

Thank you, my original post did say profiles of half naked "people" not specifically women. I did mention the whole bikini/tank top but I was not name specific. I agree wholly with the above comment.



uh oh, i'm an offender laugh. honestly, i felt a little strange at first about it but the simple fact is that most pics of me don't include a shirt because people whip out their cameras during fun stuff and in texas that means lake/beach, pool, or about a million other activities where clothes aren't really part of the equation. i'm not even wearing one right now.

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Wed 07/08/09 08:06 PM
Edited by vortecpowered on Wed 07/08/09 08:07 PM

For example could a redneck an a nerd have a lastin relationship? Or how about a tomboy an a gurly man? A conservative an a rocker? Anyone know of any that have lasted? shades


how is a redneck the opposite of a nerd? are you saying being a redneck is cool? huh

i know a really skinny guy with a big fat wife. they're doing well but they look like a "10" when they stand next to each other.

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Wed 07/08/09 08:01 PM

Way too much bad stuff going on now. At 12 I was still playing with my doll babies, and had no idea on how to hurt a person.


when i was 12 i got stabbed in the leg....and i still won the fight. fun times.

it's too bad he won't be tried as an adult. i used to watch my little sister after school and stuff when i was that age and no matter how annoying and bratty she got i never hurt her. that kid is definitley old enough to know better, especially with a baby. ladies and gentlemen, our next serial killer.

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Wed 07/08/09 05:52 PM

Cuddle/Or need the couch or bed to yourself?


i like some space. company is fine but i can't sleep if i'm all hot and sweaty.

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Wed 07/08/09 05:47 PM


my lawn mower used to have a sticker that said not to attempt to stop the blade with my genitals. glad they warned me because that was my plan.


you mean a chainsaw because that is how the OLD joke went


nope. for years i thought the chainsaw joke was BS but i've seen several products that warn against genital involvement. jacuzzi, staple gun, bleach bottle (it said don't try to bleach hair, including pubes) to name a few.

another i thought was a joke was the two guys cutting their fingers off by lifting a mower to trim bushes. then in the early 90s a few of my dad's coworkers almost the same thing.

i went ahead and used the grommets about an hour ago so i guess i'll be dead soon. bye everybody.

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Wed 07/08/09 02:47 PM
does having a migraine count as an activity? yeah, i hate that.

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Wed 07/08/09 02:34 PM
i'll be helping a friend move soon (she's paying me in beer and pizza) so i pulled out my canvas military tarp in case of rain and also to secure her random girly junk. i decided to add a few grommets for better rope positioning so i bought a pack of brass grommets (same kind it already has) and they have a big fat warning on the instructions; "look out dude, these contain lead and california says it will kill your ***!" ok, maybe that's not the exact wording.

in reality, i could probably eat all 100 grommets and not get lead poisoning. but they have to make a big deal about it and make every product sound like the antichrist now because of ridiculous lawsuits and dumb behavior.

my lawn mower used to have a sticker that said not to attempt to stop the blade with my genitals. glad they warned me because that was my plan.

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Wed 07/08/09 02:14 PM
that made no sense at all. let us know how your date with him goes. laugh

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Wed 07/08/09 10:59 AM

I'm trying to find that video on youtube but I can't find it. Somebody posted it not too long ago. OMG that was funny.


here you go

http://www.hulu.com/watch/61322/saturday-night-live-the-love-toilet

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/11/28/twodaloo-inexplicabl.html

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Wed 07/08/09 12:51 AM


i did fight my friend's cat today. she doesn't play rough with her cat so when i come over it's crazy fun time. i give her a good fight until she's worn out or feels she's won. yeah, congratulations, you put 5 scratches on my arm...so tough. ha


Only 5? You sure it's a female cat? He he


oh i'm sure. every time we fight she brings up something that happened a long time ago and has nothing to do with the current fight laugh.

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Wed 07/08/09 12:32 AM
Y O Y it's easier and it's a palindrome.

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Wed 07/08/09 12:29 AM
i did fight my friend's cat today. she doesn't play rough with her cat so when i come over it's crazy fun time. i give her a good fight until she's worn out or feels she's won. yeah, congratulations, you put 5 scratches on my arm...so tough. ha

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Wed 07/08/09 12:17 AM
i hate whe people hijack a thread and talk about 80s tv shows...terrible.

MacGyver is great. that reminds me, i saw a real live mullet today. bizarre.

i don't like when profiles say they want a sensitive guy. i don't kick kittens but i don't cry at funerals. does that make sensitive or not?




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Tue 07/07/09 11:57 PM
might be risky...see, T and i always share a cart. as long as you're in BA's vehicle you're safe. but if there was a second cart with an opposing player, he might start shooting aimlessly in its general direction and somehow cause it to flip. it always worked on the show.