Oh people are havin fun with THAT tonight Jazz.
Luya Baby!

I know the drill ...... so to speak.

You never rush a woman. You have to get inside her head.
You listen. You're attentive. You stare into her eyes adoringly.
Slow passionate kisses around the neck, ear, an jaw with an
occasional nibble...pausing only to lean back to look and say
with your eyes "you are the most amazing individual that
I've ever met"!

You "slowly" work your way to her shoulders. Ribs....
ribs are wonderful. So is the upper part of the solar
plexis. Of course you want to go for the breasts, but
patience. Once you get to the breasts, TAKE YOUR
TIME!! paying attention to areolas and sensitive zones.
You kiss down, down, down take a leisurely stop at
the navel. It's a great spot..hang out for a while.

When you're almost there.....you detour...tease a bit,
make sure the "squirm" is happening. Grab a knee and
kiss slowly down the inner thigh..and then...and then
Wooops there's another knee (repeat process)......
don't take a cab...walk downtown.

Once downtown..stay there a while. You've waited so
long just to be invited to the party. Enjoy It!!!
Once you have your hands on the handle bars
you can steer or she will guide you. Then and
only then will you fuse until you are one with
the night with only brief breaks for rehydration.

But my question was....

Do women like the "I'm bored and we have 20min.
Ya wanna hump Quickie" as much as men appreciate
them?

Must be completely unshaven...sloped headed...crosseyed.

A bone in the nose is a nice touch!

Hey...you said you'd never tell