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Mon 08/31/09 11:57 PM

...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight.


I joke about hookers, but honestly have never had one, Never even been to a strip bar....
But a $30 hooker works for my budget!!laugh :tongue:


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Sun 08/30/09 05:21 PM

More than I should have Bonnie. But they say better or worse for a reason.


Should be "for better AND worse"

because if it is all worse and no better... time to run!!

Love has to be mutual, if someone really loves you..they also respect you and treat you as LOVED!


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Thu 08/27/09 11:25 AM

Tomorrow is the start of another day? Hmmmm...yeah it is... but to do the same old **** work because without money u can't do anything... yeah a new day of the same old stuff :P. life these days suck.. we come home which is another form of prison.

wow i added way more then needed but now you know a little bit of how my mind works. Right? :D enjoy


Its dark in here....Is that peewee herman???
rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 08/27/09 11:18 AM
Edited by Moblodite on Thu 08/27/09 11:18 AM
When the cops show up is the beginning of the end.

Just ask OJ !!laugh

or the top of the thigh is the beginning of the end!!!
Ive seen some bad ends and some great endsdrool

Birth is the beginning of the end!

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Wed 08/26/09 10:41 PM

Tomorrow is the start of another day?frustrated :banana: laugh


I think the beginning of time was the beginning of the end!!:tongue: laugh

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Wed 08/26/09 09:50 AM
I guess one good thing would be,
If you pick a gal that is ugly enough... you don't have to worry about her cheating on ya.. no guy wants to fill her up!

(Fill her up- from George Carlin)laugh

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Wed 08/26/09 09:38 AM
Edited by Moblodite on Wed 08/26/09 10:02 AM
I predict that all of the Muslims will soon live in the USA.
Then they will be attacking their own countries!!

Beware Iran!!!!pitchfork

I also predict that all rats azzes are going to turn to gold,
Then giving a rats azz will be a pleasure and something we all look forward to !!

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Wed 08/26/09 09:28 AM
I predict GI Jane will soon be kicked out of the Army for spending all of her time on line.
And the muppets will make a huge comebackhappy

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Tue 08/25/09 11:44 PM



What is your TRUE opinion on nice guys and what is it about certain guys that you really find attractive?


I don't understand the question??
bigsmile


laugh laugh laugh


" Nice guys finish last"
Because it is great to let her finish first...then I will finish.
or better yet.. finish at the same timeflowers

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Tue 08/25/09 11:24 PM

What is your TRUE opinion on nice guys and what is it about certain guys that you really find attractive?


I don't understand the question??
bigsmile

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Tue 08/25/09 11:11 PM

DIDNT "ANNA NICHOLE SMITH" TEACH YOU PEOPLE ANYTHING.rofl


Yea.. don't do drugs, and stop yelling!

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Tue 08/25/09 07:10 PM

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Tue 08/25/09 02:49 PM
Edited by Moblodite on Tue 08/25/09 02:54 PM




Hell no !!!!


Sorry, I only date Earth Women.

EDIT: Ok... Thats a liedevil

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Tue 08/25/09 02:44 PM




"But I truly mean it when I say you are just too much of a woman for me"

I'm sure she has a fantastic personality!!

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Tue 08/25/09 02:41 PM




I'm in the mood for love!!!laugh


female can of whoop a$$!!!! might be fun---put the bag over my head---


I'm having a hard time keeping both hands on the keyboard!!!love

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Tue 08/25/09 02:37 PM


I'm in the mood for love!!!laugh

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Tue 08/25/09 02:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS2PGXPUTs

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Tue 08/25/09 02:24 PM




It is even worse when you can't tell if they are a guy or a gal!
scared scared scared scared scared scared scared



I think that's a shim..........


I've heard of butt ugly, but this makes butt's cute.

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Tue 08/25/09 02:22 PM

I have no clue if fugly women make better lovers

I had something similiar happen this last week. I was stopped in traffic by a flagger. So I am looking around, I see this Blonde guy from behind he was built nice tan you name it. I was thinking please turn around... He did and well he literally looked as if someone hit him with a shovel... to make matters worse, he had more facial hair than Moses that had mat's etc... I was like oh no no...




I look worse from behind!!:tongue: laugh

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Tue 08/25/09 02:20 PM


Have you ever seen a gal from behind and think...drool God she is sexy...
then she turned around and has a face that makes you surprised noway

Why are really fugly gals great lovers??

what

All in fun.. don't get serious here.


Fugly gals as you call them give their all in a relationship becasue when that relationship is over they are never sure when they will strike "gold" again.



It is even worse when you can't tell if they are a guy or a gal!
scared scared scared scared scared scared scared