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Topic: Help! I'm troubled...
Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:02 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight.

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Mon 08/31/09 06:03 PM
Oh my you need intervention

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Mon 08/31/09 06:03 PM
I say take em both, cuz they are on sale 2 for 1.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 08/31/09 06:05 PM
big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small and ankle bracelets that gold dig. combine the 2 then you only have to worry about one

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 08/31/09 06:12 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. awesome

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Mon 08/31/09 06:13 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. Sounds to me like you are attracted to prostitutes. Get a good job and you should be fine...............

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Mon 08/31/09 06:14 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:16 PM
I will trade you my crazy chick magnet in my pocket for your skank fetish. And I will even throw in a gold digger secret decoder ring!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:16 PM
Indeed. Went out seeking Planter's Mixed Nuts and found myself seeking human fulfillment.

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Mon 08/31/09 06:18 PM
Marley

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 08/31/09 06:20 PM
I will trade you my crazy chick magnet in my pocket for your skank fetish. And I will even throw in a gold digger secret decoder ring! i thought you had the bi-polar secret decoder ring?

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 08/31/09 06:20 PM
I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:22 PM
Can't help you man. I'm drowning in heavily medicated neurotic, insecure, sociopsychotic women full of psychoses and neuroses myself. I just wish I could find a good skank. Ya know?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21376	Mon 08/31/09 06:23 PM
As long as you stay away from the phsyco rock throwing screamers you'll be fine.

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Mon 08/31/09 06:23 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:23 PM
I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!! No. Please stay. You have lusturous hair.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 08/31/09 06:24 PM
Oh good lord! Call in the priest with the holy water!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 08/31/09 06:25 PM
Take two bimbo's and post in the morning...

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:25 PM
Can't help you man. I'm drowning in heavily medicated neurotic, insecure, sociopsychotic women full of psychoses and neuroses myself. I just wish I could find a good skank. Ya know? Attend a few football games.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 08/31/09 06:25 PM
I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!! No. Please stay. You have lusturous hair. You made me spit my soda through my nose