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Mon 08/05/19 10:16 AM
Early bird specials

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Sat 07/27/19 09:08 AM


I think the most recent ones are powered by lithium batteries m8.



All is fun & games til ya pecker catches fire noway


That's why ya gotta put a power cord on those things



Shocking! shocked

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Thu 07/25/19 11:11 AM
I think the most recent ones are powered by lithium batteries m8.



All is fun & games til ya pecker catches fire noway

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Thu 07/25/19 09:38 AM
I use a hedge cutter :banana:

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Thu 07/25/19 09:34 AM


I'd smack that silicone azz and show it who's boss laugh blushing oops


Those cpr dolls look so real



Doing a CPR doll is just wrong laugh noway

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Thu 07/25/19 07:50 AM
I'd smack that silicone azz and show it who's boss laugh blushing oops

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Wed 07/24/19 06:29 AM
Do the Top range ones come with a beer holder? noway

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Tue 07/23/19 11:01 AM
surprised


I've confiscated your mancard, govern yourself accordingly smokin

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Sun 07/21/19 12:01 PM
You're this close to being friend zoned


quick, smack that azz and show her whos boss laugh smokin


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Sat 07/20/19 07:46 PM
you should pay up 5$ for starting this threadsmokin

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Mon 07/15/19 10:06 AM


Pfft to Diamonds or Pearls

>>> I'm her best friend! :banana: smokin
Dude, she can't put you through her nose ;-(



She can shove a pearl or 2 through there right? noway

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Thu 07/11/19 03:05 PM
Pfft to Diamonds or Pearls


>>> I'm her best friend! :banana: smokin

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Mon 07/08/19 10:38 AM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Mon 07/08/19 10:56 AM

The hung over have no clue what you are talking about



smokin

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Mon 07/08/19 10:33 AM

equal pay for equal work?



You owe her change amigo noway

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Mon 07/08/19 10:30 AM

...how seriously can women take me if i don't have my own Uber account, under Any form of Capitalism?



Ownership of a car trumps Uber account any day noway

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Mon 07/08/19 10:26 AM

equal work for equal pay!



spock noway

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Fri 07/05/19 07:45 PM
^^^^ I had a gf once who said, it's mother's day, you didn't get me anything?


I said, well no, you ain't my motha smokin

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Fri 07/05/19 11:07 AM

Happy Independence USA and suck it UN......


Bare it and we'll share it oops

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Wed 07/03/19 08:02 AM




I like weirdos



I see weirdos



Larsi, John hello guys waving

There is a such saying:
"People go weird and came weird to world"




waving

I may have started out weird but I'm perfectly normal now noway


Did a professional tell you this and do you have paperwork? If not I call bull :thinking:

Ot I picked to many wild plums



Here's the paperwork




To whom it may concern,


Johnn is perfectly normal.... now



Signed,


Johnns Motha

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Sun 06/30/19 07:46 PM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Sun 06/30/19 07:51 PM


I find that women generally want to get into our gears and tell us how things should be done, we're men with real life experiences and I've never felt the need to drift into her lane to show her how driving should be done.


I fear being micro managed by her, as if she knows better whoa noway



I find that *men* generally want to get into our gears and tell us how things should be done, we're women with real life experiences and I've never felt the need to drift into HIS lane to show him how driving should be done.


I fear being micro managed by him, as if *he* knows better.


Works both ways, darlin'......



surprised


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