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Tue 09/17/19 02:51 PM
Always be nice to people who play the lottery smokin

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Sat 09/14/19 12:09 PM

ron popeil had that solution...tongue2 the vacuum cleaner clippers



He had something for the balding patch at the back of the head too... spray paint laugh


Ron Popeil is a true world problem solversmokin

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Fri 09/13/19 06:59 AM
Extratesticles laugh


You sayin they have an extra nut? surprised

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Fri 09/13/19 06:56 AM
spock


Mort de Rire :thumbsup:

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Thu 09/12/19 11:55 AM

It's called the dead cat bounce noway



Look what the dead cat dragged in noway

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Thu 08/29/19 03:22 PM
I bet if you didn't talk to it a bit, and just put a bag on its head.
and left it in a corner most of the time, It wouldn't be happy.
Probably sulk and want expensive upgrades.


laugh

surprised

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Thu 08/29/19 02:04 PM
You come out wrapped in a towel. saying " ah darling you are here"



Who would talk to a sex robot? that's just so wrong noway

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Wed 08/28/19 04:16 PM
Do these things have reverse option? asking for a friend smokin

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Tue 08/27/19 12:23 PM




I saw him at the airport, ,,, with Kelly laugh

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He could be in the dungeon doing this..frustrated

Either he's listening to status quo or she's ramming a rabbit up his derry aire laugh

Whole new meaning to Down the dustpipe..laugh



"Up the wazoo" comes to mind noway

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Tue 08/27/19 12:12 PM
It's called the dead cat bounce noway

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Tue 08/27/19 12:10 PM

noway I can explain


Well giddy up lil lady, it must have been bad, they deleted your arse off the thread.... again whoa


The whole bar looks polished up except the knobs? KitKat? spock oops

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Tue 08/27/19 11:59 AM
Tyre marks, Scoobs bar, dees mums partay…

I'm always the last to know, sounds like a hell of a good time, brb going to read up on it laugh smokin

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Tue 08/27/19 11:52 AM
Even the goddam Taliban don't do that chit mad

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Tue 08/27/19 11:49 AM
Sex robot with racing stripes or flames, I'd tap that smokin oops

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Sat 08/24/19 10:16 AM
Urban legend has it that there's a guy who had a kidney taken while he slept after some date.surprised


I like my kidneys where they are smitten

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Thu 08/22/19 07:51 AM
surprised

rofl

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Thu 08/22/19 07:37 AM
Bless you flowerforyou


And the sandman? scared

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Thu 08/22/19 07:33 AM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Thu 08/22/19 07:33 AM
no, just the boogieman sometimes

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Thu 08/22/19 07:23 AM
Oh that... just a visitor log book

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Thu 08/22/19 07:16 AM
You don't understand, I NEED to get the hell outa here lol

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