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Sun 06/30/19 02:57 PM
I find that women generally want to get into our gears and tell us how things should be done, we're men with real life experiences and I've never felt the need to drift into her lane to show her how driving should be done.


I fear being micro managed by her, as if she knows better whoa noway

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Sun 06/30/19 02:43 PM


I like weirdos



I see weirdos



Larsi, John hello guys waving

There is a such saying:
"People go weird and came weird to world"




waving

I may have started out weird but I'm perfectly normal now noway

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Sun 06/30/19 07:11 AM
I see weirdos

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Sat 06/29/19 11:27 AM

While this is rather uncoth… I have made love for four hours before... I guess my labido was or is in shape and in tune...



Way to go champ



That's just foreplay for real men like me smokin

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Sat 06/29/19 11:19 AM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Sat 06/29/19 11:29 AM
A golden rule is to begin by saying,


Please don't taze me ma'am but....


any day you don't get tazed, is a good day smokin

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Fri 06/28/19 07:37 PM
I preferred the partridge family personally

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Fri 06/28/19 07:30 PM
Edited by JOHNN111 on Fri 06/28/19 07:34 PM
Well, you'll never go broke by giving

so loosen up, you tight wad smokin

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Wed 06/26/19 02:59 PM


I was expecting some East Indian dude noway

At your door?



You sayin we're all trapped in here now? scared

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Wed 06/26/19 02:47 PM
I was expecting some East Indian dude noway

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Fri 06/21/19 06:01 PM
apparently, space smells like a mixture of metals, the taste would make me puke

here on earth there are so many different smells to make me puke


smokin

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Thu 06/20/19 07:55 PM
coconuts would really spice up that jungle juice

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Wed 06/12/19 07:29 PM
Y'all are making sex sound like the boogeyman scared

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Sat 06/08/19 09:23 PM


What a long day I have ahead


Please take it easy flowerforyou


OT: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Yeow glasses



FTATR, I salute you

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Thu 06/06/19 12:45 PM


AC/DC's Back In Black is rocking thru the earbuds and Im disturbing people with my air guitar... *smirk*


So me laugh




It's not so much the air guitar, Hells Bells, it's more your singing off cue noway smokin

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Thu 06/06/19 09:52 AM
I had to look up what a Pompadour was? noway flowerforyou

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Thu 06/06/19 09:50 AM
There's just no way I could work under these conditions noway

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Thu 06/06/19 09:36 AM



Today I'd like my pool to be ready so I can swim. Anybody willing to do that? And I need a Pina colada :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:



Your gardener slackin off again? noway


He kept lounging around can't have that so are you volunteering?



Well, I'm much too beautiful to be working on a pool really, and I'm not into Pina Coladas but I can make a mean Tom Collins?


Or better yet, there's beer in the fridge, get me one while yer at it eh? smokin

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Thu 06/06/19 09:03 AM

Today I'd like my pool to be ready so I can swim. Anybody willing to do that? And I need a Pina colada :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:



Your gardener slackin off again? noway

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Tue 06/04/19 07:50 AM
^^^^ Knows what he's talking about, I have Café Frappé all the time smokin

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Sun 06/02/19 06:14 PM
Double espresso caramel macchiatto smokin

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