do you live in LA????


MOVE!!!!!!!!

on a serious note... *** `em.

ding dong the witch is dead ect ect...

this wench in my house is driving me nuts
she talks about babies and its turning my guts
one minute she`s grate and fills my life up
the next she`s a twat and makes me wanna chuck

if this is love then ive had enough
when i was single my days where never this rough
i think she`s gotta go wich is really damn tough
but when this girl speaks
with the vile bile she stores in her head
the only thought i hold is "god, i wish i was dead"

this thread makes me wish i lived in america.

meeting new people is great and i wish i could meet some of ya`ll.??
(you all?)

need any help? give me a shout. ive sussed this place out.

glad to hear dude.
things still the same here? ive been away for quite some time.

you where always a good man, i hope you`re getting somewhere.

yes!!

i took three 2.2 lead pellets to my calf(s) just to prove my manlyness ??(or thingy length)

i passed

Totage, how you doing dude? hope things are good at your end.

nice, but i`d say no.

only because i`m a man.



.... but if i were a chick... then still no.



sorry

great thread andy

but as always, WAY too many words

plus ive just been given the "come to bed eyes"

so im off to let her suckseed outa this loser





offer them gold in mail 1. if she accepts, dont bother.... job done

good luck

instead of stamping their hands at the door... you stamp their genitals

and the stamp reads "ive been to singletown bar and grill"

if they`re not single... they will be next time they come

premature newyearlation?

my advice

give it a month. thats how long it takes for you to abandon all hope.

then

go to "russian wives.net"

apparently they "activly" message western men.

oh, and you should look into becoming a western man

tell you you`re right....
even tho its obvious to him.. the dogs... even the bird on the window cill... that you could not be more wrong

my experience shapes my opinion.

i think people lie alot on the net as its very easy to do so, therefore relationships dont last long once the true colours show

my miss spent youth left me with no real friend circle to socialise with and so i found it hard to meet girls. after 3 or 4 years going into pubs and other social places, i found i met no one but drunks and weirdos.

i came online as i thought the sort of girl i was looking for would have also exhughsted all other routes (she certainly wasnt in the pubs)
and i spent a week mailing all the girls near me and weeding out the scycos, boreing and vain.

ive been with my partner for 8 months and we were made for eachother. we met online, exchanged a handfull of mails, met, and hit it off.

the internet is simply a fantastic tool for makeing contact with people you might never bump into in the real world. you cant date online, but you can deffinatly find people online to date offline.

the scottish wear skirts... kilts, all year round. and theyve just had a meter of snow.
now i think its fair to say that even a scots balls hang less than a meter off the ground.

so im guessing that little purse thing they have is to put their balls in once they freeze and drop off.

tough or stupid?

you decide

antisocial piglet scycologist

i am legend

platoon

pfft, im not THAT impressed

can you say the alphabet backwards?
cos thats impressive

yes, blues is the mutts nutts, bb king, lead belly, clapton, collin james.

have you ever been punched in the face?