You just blew up my head mexican beauty!

For the right woman I would travel to the edge of time. It would be a lot easier though if I could just get in my car and drive across town.

It may not be patriotic, but if we don't have principles what do we have? We should keep in mind that the wheels of government don't move easily backwards. Once you start adding things to the constitution on what you consider good taste, you have Nazi Germany.

Good point! Alot of what people call issues are ridiculous, they seem to pop up on biased news channels around election time for the sole reason of polarizing voters. Your either this extreme or that extreme. Divide and conquer! Same thing with all this anti-mosque sentiments all of a sudden. Whatever happened to freedom of religion? What were we taught as first graders around Thanksgiving time? People came to America to ESCAPE religous persecution. Enough said!

Policemen will be ordered to smile and salute you everytime they write you a ticket under my watch. ******* cops will be taken off the force!

Gas chambers should be filled with laughing gas! That will make those evil people happy!

Snuffy needs your vote princess!

Ya know what's better than Mc Donalds french fries? Snuffy! He's running for office in 2016 and he need's your vote!

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Have yall decided yet who your gonna vote for in 2016 Election? I hear Snuff is running. Voting for him makes your hair thicker and sex better!

Think about the good times we could have with $40,000 rather than spend it on a tomahawk missle. If I become president, every Saturday is national party day! Free ice cream and cake for everybody!

Also there should be a limit as to how much of this nation's money one person can hold! 1 billion is enough for any family to survive! 3 or 4 people hold almost half this countries money! A billion dollars is enough money for anyone. Robin Hood was a good man.

If we don't like the world, we must change it!

Another issue, abortion. I don't believe anyone is pro-abortion, but I do believe certain guidelines should be in place to protect not only the baby's rights, but the right of the father. If a woman is raped it could do her grave emotional harm to carry her rapist's child. If a woman is molested I don't believe it's fair to the child or the mother to not let that child go straight to heaven without having to deal with the inevitable shame or health consequences. If a woman becomes pregnant and does'nt want a baby I say give it to the father. If he doesn't want it, give it to a loving family who wants a child. Abortion as a form of birth control is immoral and has no place in a Humanitarian state. I have reason to believe that a woman once aborted my child without telling me about it because she didn't want to deal with it. I have never felt so violated.

Also a moral compass is important to guide our nation in harmony with other nations. Being open-minded and tolerant of people different than you is a key fundamental of peace. My administration would hold these beliefs to be sacred. Only through understanding can we hope to achieve a free world.

Just speakin the truth. At least I don'tdiscriminate against Muslims though.

Oh yeah, and don't run for office while robotripping.

I will say this however, VOTE INDEPENDANT! Independanants don't get the media airtime or recognition they deserve simply because they don't get enough votes to make them viable. You can also avoid almost any political argument by replying whhen somebody asks you if you are a Rep. or Dem. by simply saying," Independant. While I did vote for Obama, I don't think Kerry deserved my vote. Gore was okay, but he was no Perot. Peace.

Oh well, such is life.

please, tell me, what would you want if you could make your own president out of pla-do, what would you have him do?