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Thu 07/16/09 04:12 PM
Woww! flowerforyou

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Thu 07/16/09 04:04 PM
I loved it

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Thu 07/16/09 03:22 PM


Manners are important but to me integrity is most important. Integrity is doing the right all the time...not just when being watched damnit....


integrity is even rarer than manners

i have seen it here many times

those that say things about posters then go right back and post the same type of comments that they ridiculed the other poster about

yes integrity is very very rare




just like genuine charity, when anonymous.

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Thu 07/16/09 03:14 PM

Manners are important but to me integrity is most important. Integrity is doing the right all the time...not just when being watched damnit....


drinker

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Thu 07/16/09 02:36 PM

Starts with your self respect to me.

"He that respects himself is safe from others; he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Thu 07/16/09 01:44 PM
ill
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Thu 07/16/09 01:40 PM

ESTATE PLANNING FOR DUMMIES ...


Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business.


When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in a short time my father will pass away, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she married his father.


Women are so much better at estate planning than men. pitchfork laugh




Mary:

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that’s parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says:

“We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

“Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

:laughing:

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Thu 07/16/09 01:31 PM
slaphead

rofl rofl

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Thu 07/16/09 01:18 PM

explode somebody's lyingexplode


:laughing: My father did flowerforyou

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Thu 07/16/09 12:04 PM
rofl you are really funny! This one will end the day here in the office as it started, :laughing:

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Thu 07/16/09 11:54 AM
yes it is!!!!:laughing:

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Thu 07/16/09 11:49 AM
:laughing: :laughing:

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Thu 07/16/09 06:03 AM
rofl rofl

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Thu 07/16/09 02:54 AM
I work in financial services so I showed this to my co-workers, the whole office is having a hilarious morning, thanks! :laughing:

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Wed 07/15/09 04:47 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 07/15/09 04:19 PM
rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 07/14/09 05:39 PM
Tight Connection To My Heart/Has Anybody Seen My Love - Empire Burlesque version

Bob Dylan


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Tue 07/14/09 05:30 PM
For - you know who you are :wink:

Tight Connection To My Heart (Has Anybody Seen My Love)
Bob Dylan

Well, I had to move fast
And I couldn't with you around my neck
I said I'd send for you and I did
What did you expect ?
My hands are sweating
And we haven't even started yet
I'll go along with the charade
Until I can think my way out
I know it was all a big joke
Whatever it was all about
Someday maybe
I'll remember to forget.

I'm gonna get my coat
I feel the breath of a storm
There's something I've got to do tonight
You go inside and stay warm.

Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
I don't know
Has anybody seen my love ?

You want to talk to me
Go ahead and talk
Whatever you got to say to me
Won't come as any shock
I must be guilty of something
You just whisper it into my ear
Madame Butterfly
She lulled me to sleep
In a town without pity
Where the water runs deep
She said, "Be easy, baby
There aint nothing worth stealing in here".

You're the one I've been looking for
You're the one that's got the key
But I can't figure out whether I'm too good for you
Or, or you're too good for me. Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
I don't know
Has anybody seen my love ?

Well, they're not showing any lights tonight
And there's no moon
There's just a hot-blooded singer
Singing 'Memphis in June'
And they're beating the devil out of a guy
Who's wearing a powder-blue wig
Later he'll be shot
For resisting arrest
I can still hear his voice crying
In the wilderness
What looks large from a distance
Close up ain't never that big.

I never could learn to drink that blood
And call it wine
I never could learn to hold you, love
And call you mine.

Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
Has anybody seen my love
I don't know
Has anybody seen my love ?

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Tue 07/14/09 05:18 PM
Together in electric dreams - Phil Oakley/Human League

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Tue 07/14/09 05:11 PM
The reason - Hoobastank

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