Have a friend of yours introduce you to his/her mum. Then decide if you think she (mum) is attractive.

If yes, you have found a milf.

If she is thinner then I, she is anorexic. This would piss me off after I pay for dinner.

Three fifty two. Lifetime combined bowling score.

No, never surfed.

Have you ever water skied (or boat assisted water sport)?


[I spent a summer in my youth collecting sand dollar shells; teenage years used a metal detector and found mostly garbage and a few coins)

Yes
and occasional coins.

Have you ever visited the ocean during snow?

Would that I lived closer Annie,

hope you great success and much fun!

Every Saturday night
You felt the feeling grow
You know what it s like
All revved up with no place to go
-Meatloaf

Thanx PHD and Mo, I tried to delete my post when I realized I misread the question.

He is old enough for the introductory talk. How babies are made. However once he says "eeeeuw" (or the like) stop there. Continue his education through stages later, as he shows he is ready.
Asking what he already knows is a great place to start the conversation.
If he is a social kid his friends have already told him much.

J

Just want the NBA to eliminate officials from the game and in the 4th quarter all players have a machete

Orphan

Original Poltergeist

The Prophesy

hello Death,

Welcome

since you are death shouldn't you speak in all caps LIKE THIS?

five years after yellowstone and one other super volcano erupts.

(yellow stone is past due)

Beth, kiss

Topic: Why does men like to be spanking? Lol

They ask to be spanked so they do not seem a Richard when they ask to spank you.

They are trying to satisfy their mommy issues.

They are curious because they saw it in a movie.

any one or combo of the above.


Let s spank eachother and discuss it more afterword.

If how you behave around friends and family is one thing, and how you behave at work and in public is another. Then you've yielded the point that political correctness is necessary.
Yes sometimes it does go too far. No reason we can't correct that as well.

w

Wallflowers

Something in sales peraps?⤴

Not sales


In ballpark of ambulance but different medium...

Hearse?

RAGE.....GREEN.....tosses car streetlight.

No computers here.

BH Doctor?
...........
Close to hospice

EmJ Homecare?