Of course they mass mail them, is there any question about that? I get
em all the time, the latest was a proposal from India! I just ignore em.

Last time I checked, we didn't have the draft, so nobody made ya go in,
and nobody's gonna make ya stay till you're 38-40.

For God's sake get out or gut up and shut up!

100% Dixie on the advanced test. And I wasn't even tryin!

91% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!

I guess the 9% came from my Indiana Momma. And I love Yankees,
especially one particular one!

HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL!!!!!

Let's party!

Welcome to JSH, if you're freaky, you'll fit right in here! Hi!

Hey Paddy, glad you made it outta the underworld, good to see ya!

Welcome James back for me Kat, and tell him how much we appreciate his
service, and he's in my prayers.

Best wishes to you two, you're so cute!

Hey Nicole and Chart, this is a great place to meet friends, maybe even
a special friend. Lotsa fun in the threads, come on in and join the
party.

Hey Ut, welcome to our sandbox, find a shovel and start digging in.

Welcome OgreFestis, glad ya came to see us!

Newguy, you've got it pegged.

My LDR is working so far, we're almost 700 miles apart.

We talked online for a while, and phone calls. He came to see me first,
met at a public place for lunch, ending up spending the day together,
and we fell totally in love with each other. We're working on closing
the gap now, but taking our time. It'll work out when it's supposed to.

We didn't talk about relocating before meeting though, why would that
even come up as an issue before you've met each other? It's possible
this guy is just out to use you, trying to see how desperate you are for
a relationship. Have him come meet you, then see how it goes. If he's
for real, it'll show.

Why would it not be sexy, any touch between loved ones is sensual. Nose,
eyes, ears, mouth, neck chest...

Dang, now I need a cold shower!

Oh lord, no more pavement for me! Even the floor would kill me now!

I've got a full size bed, and it's plenty big enough, even when I've got
company, we sleep real close!

We had a king size in the hotel this weekend, and didn't use half of it!
Well, we did, but not for sleeping, it was kinda fun having lotsa room
to roll around!

Dang, I was reading the first coupla pages, I can't believe that many of
you remember Thundercats! I wanna be Tigra!

I'd vote for Peaches and Jax!

Would have to be better than Hillary!

Oh yeah, btw, I'm no guru, just someone who's lived 50 years and is
proud of every wrinkle and gray hair, even if I do try to cover em up!

"I could cry for the time I've wasted,
but that's a waste of time and tears.
I've forgiven everything that forgiveness will allow
and there's nothing I can do about it now."

Living life is the only way to learn anything.
Learn from past mistakes, and move on.
Any experience you learn from, no matter how bad, is not a waste of
time.

Well Lisa, you asked for it, you got it!!