HUGE WOODY

how do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?




she starts with "a man told me one time".

from what i have seen if a ladies breast are big she will tell you in a heart beat just how big they are but if she small breast then she will be very modest and act like talking about them is a bad thing. as i said this is just what i have seen.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

then your man i am

hey nick

luv i can handle you even if it takes both hands

well what?

right now followed by all night long

Virginia and the door is open just come on in and make yourself at home

then come on girl let's go

ohhhhhhhh godddddddddd yesssssssssssss

i am soooooooo interested but are you?

oh so many the question is would any one marry me?

good to ya back girl

a lady that could look across the room and her eyes light up when she sees me and tells all her girlfriends that is MY man.

hey girl you know i miss the hell out of you and that you were one of the first people to welcome me in and treat me like family i do so miss our talks and counting the days till your return. i am so sorry this happen to you but it was something that needed to be done and you had the balls to do it. stay sweet and good and kind as you always are and i will awaite your return.

morgan donot worry about them you are a very beautiful and sexy LADY and whoever sent you that is either jellious or just an a$$ so do your thing be yourself and everything will be fine.

bay you are truly awesome

i think a woman that is smart,sucessful and attractive are such big turn ons attractive is not in the looks but the attitude.

suffolk