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Sun 02/22/09 10:54 AM
Fatties don't work

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Sun 02/22/09 10:23 AM
Listen...Junior was illegally blocked and pushed below the line. If he didnt immediately get back in line...he would have wrecked into the cars behind him. He made an attempt to save his car and the rest around him but clipped the idiot that put him in that situation to start with. Junior didn't ask to be popped and sent below the line. Vickers was the overly aggresive driver in this case. If Junior would have been 6 inches further back...he would have cleared the idiot. My question is..why was Vickers going slower at that point? He should have been standing on the gas but instead slowed with Junior and got in the way of his recovery! Vickers should have been further ahead than he was. This was a racing accident. That's why no penalties were handed out. Misjudgement was the biggest factor here. If anyone was at fault...it was Vickers for throwing that block to maintain the lucky dog status.

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Wed 01/28/09 11:58 AM
Pouring water on those rocks...MMMMMMM love the hot steam!!! Cleans out the sinuses and skin pores!!

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Thu 12/11/08 09:37 PM

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Mon 11/24/08 08:57 PM
I learned to fly!! This is a picture from my sailplane cruising over a lake.

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Fri 10/17/08 10:48 PM
Trigger...count for me!!!

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Fri 10/17/08 10:47 PM
5,325....I keep a chick account!!

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Fri 10/17/08 10:46 PM
Blondes are the bomb!!!

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Fri 10/17/08 10:43 PM
A machetti

Flint for fire starting

A jet ski


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Fri 10/17/08 10:37 PM
Oh yea...butt I have pulled them aside and not done it in public. Some people dont know that they stink...lol

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Tue 10/14/08 09:03 PM
I grew up on dirt bikes. My brother was Tri-state motocross champion and I rode with him a lot. Poer lines to desert riding...its all fun. I spent 4 years in the Colorado Rockies. We rode above timberline to some spectacular views as well as some kick ass trails!!

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Sun 10/12/08 08:51 PM
Those midnight infomercials just snagged another one!!!! ROFLMAO

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Sun 10/12/08 08:49 PM

I remember in elementary school I used to put Elmer's glue on my hand and when it dried I would peel it off as if my skin was peeling. I know I'm not the only one who did this.

You would like a parrafin wax dip if then. Physical therapists use a vessel filled with melted wax to help with hand injuries. You can submerge your entire hand in hot wax...let it cool and peel it off!!!!

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Sun 10/12/08 08:08 PM
My dog and cat...lol. Unconditional love!!!

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Sun 10/12/08 08:06 PM



No one "wins" an argument.

"But, whomever forgives "ends" the argument."- African Proverb



ooo...how very philosophical of you. flowerforyou


Im a big tea drinker. I get new proverbs on each box.laugh

Confucios say...Drink lots of tea and it will make you pee...lol

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Sun 10/12/08 08:05 PM
I'm a thorough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for slavation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

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Sun 10/12/08 07:52 PM



so is the $1000 for shipping and handling?
Make sure they poke some holes in the lid of the jar


what if the package gets lost in the mail??? Is there a refund?

Thats the kicker..you have to buy insurance for the package...what a deal breaker!!!!

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Sun 10/12/08 07:46 PM
Nobody likes to admit that they are wrong.
Some have such a pride issue that they can't handle rejection. The quest for perfection leaves a lot of women(and men) crying in the streets.
If you can't compromise and admit that the human brain is not perfect...you will have problems dealing with every day life issues.

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Sun 10/12/08 07:41 PM

yea you send the money and you wont hear a word from her again.....

noway

No...she double dip promised that she would marry me and make love when ever I wanted it...She also has an Uncle that died over here and she cant get her inheritance from him till she comes to the USA as a married woman...lol.
I'm soooo lucky...lol

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Sun 10/12/08 07:37 PM


smile2 Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.smile2




Que?

es un hombre loco....lol

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