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Tue 12/01/09 11:13 AM
Waist

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Tue 12/01/09 11:10 AM
kiss and run to the bed

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Tue 12/01/09 11:09 AM
do u even have to ask chit ya allover her body all night long

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Tue 12/01/09 10:32 AM
all over

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Tue 12/01/09 10:30 AM
A last fire will rise behind those eyes
Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear, that voice so clear
Through broken walls, that scream I hear

Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

Blue masquerade, strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat beats like a drum
Deep in your veins, I will not lie

Little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

My Shangri-Las
I can't forget
Why you were mine
I need you now

Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall
Come to your brother - Thou shall not die
Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

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Tue 12/01/09 10:21 AM
shiver me timbers

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Tue 12/01/09 09:37 AM
im here woot woot

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Tue 12/01/09 08:28 AM
The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says:


"Hey Koala, what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint.
Come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up, sits next to the koala
and they enjoy a large doobie.




After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry
and he is going to get a drink from the river.



But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"




The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to see this, and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, with yet another joint.


He looks up and says "Hey you!"





The koala looks down at him and says...



"Fu-u-u-u-c-c-k, Dude.......
How much water did you drink?

:-)
laugh laugh smokin smokin

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Tue 12/01/09 07:55 AM
WORDS TO LIVE BY


The morning is nigh
Its time to get high
Last time tonight
Sleep will come with no fight
Load the green in this blunt
Please don't make it a runt

What is so wrong with Mary Jay?
Is it so bad to feel like a sun ray?
All nice and feelin' fine and dandy
Takes away worry; makes me hunger candy
They say its a drug thats bad
If you believe that, you've been had

Was that blunt hit by a blight?
If we're gonna get high, lets do this right!
Heres my green, continue to roll
After we're done, we'll smoke my bowl
Tie it off, damn that is big
Its really in nice fig

Socially alcohol is okay
Although it makes people pass away
But marijuana is a "killer" drug
But it causes no graves to be dug
Cigarettes kill thousands of users
Even when they're not abusers

What you may have heard is slanted
Because this "drug", was actually planted
Unlike cigarettes, it contains no chem
All natural baby, tell that to the rest of them.

If everyone smoked a blunt the world would be a better place.

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Tue 12/01/09 07:48 AM
FROM ME TO U HEHE

POT AEROBICS CLASS

Roll it. Light it.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control your cough.
Big happy smiles, boys!
Hold your tummies in.
OK, all together now...
Breathe deep.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Stop that cough.
Big smiles. Be happy, boys!
Release that tension.
Now you've done it!
You're stoned -- on dope.
OK, let's take it from the top.
Chests out. Tummies in.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one!

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Mon 11/30/09 04:02 PM

Kind of confused.....

is this supposed to be a Conga Room where we all get drunk as s**t form a line, grab @ss and dance the night away.

Or a Ganja room to spark a spliff while awaiting the onset of the munchies while discussing the true nature of the universe just before short term memory loss makes me forget what the hell I was saying?

drink smoke and have fun

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Mon 11/30/09 03:54 PM
come on in smoke away have fun with good ppl

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Mon 11/30/09 02:54 PM
chit ya i did

and sneeks wishes she could do the same thing with the man elfs but santa is short staffed cus of me

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Mon 11/30/09 02:45 PM
thanx man puff puff pass errr loves

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Mon 11/30/09 02:42 PM
ewwwwww a prun haha

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Mon 11/30/09 02:39 PM
aw thanx hun

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Mon 11/30/09 01:16 PM
is dressing like matts little helper this yeay and wating under my tree

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Mon 11/30/09 01:11 PM
How far east can you go before you're heading west?

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Mon 11/30/09 01:09 PM
no i no y but cant understand it

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Mon 11/30/09 12:43 PM
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

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