So you have a big mouth eh?

Do you know why men like women with big boobs and a tight pussy?
Because most men have a big mouth and a small cock!

Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie, kissed the girls and made them cry!

Its called faith Ghost! Some day all of these "Christian/religious"
things will be very clear to you.
I hope that its not too late when that happens.

Ghost,
If you are not Christian, what are you?

GTerry,
Thankyou for sharing those stories. I believe every bit of it.
I dont think youre crazy at all. I think that you are more sensitive to
these things than most people. You are special!
Im glad that you were smart enough to get out and away from it.

Thanks a lot you guys. Nice!

My most embarassing moment was on a salmon fishing trip. My 400 lb late
husband and I were doin the boom boom in our camper
that had very squeaky shocks on the truck. It was very early in the
morning and we did not think anyone else would be up yet.
We disconnected, got dressed and stepped out of the camper to find all
our friends (about 20 people) sitting around the campfire cheering,
clapping and laughing hysterically! OMG I
I wanted to crawl back into the camper for the rest of the trip.
We never lived it down.

She Reeves,
All you saw was darkness when you were injured? No other experiences?

Beauty, Im so glad that you are ok. Do you have any lasting effects
from the hypothermia? Did you see the light at any time
during this injury? You are a very pretty young lady. God has
very important things for you to do during your life! Dont ever take it
for granted.

Yes Ghost,
Satan does mumble quite a bit. In fact, He usually has those nasty
little demons do his dirty work for him. The screams and moans of the
damned very often drown out any other sound. Satan
has no control over anyone,ever, unless they allow it, because
we have been created by God and our spirits are of God. Satan is weak
and cowardly. All a person has to say is "Satan, you
have no power over me! Cast Ye out! I am a Child of God!

Being a nurse, I come in contact with patients once in a while, whose
spirits have passed from their bodies and experienced
different things and then returned into their bodies. Whenever
I come across a person who died and was brought back by a medical team,
I always ask them if they can remember anything about the experience.
Some see a friend or loved one standing at their bedside, beconing them
to come with them into the light. The figure is always described as
beautiful and filled with light, wearing bright white clothing. Others
actually go
into the tunnel of light and pass into a beautiful, peaceful
place, from which they do not want to return. These people are
always told at this point that they have to return, it is not their time
yet and they are told the reason why. One young man
who suffered a brainstem stroke, went into the light and was allowed to
see all the good he would do and all the people who would benefit from
his returning to his body and recovering from his illness. I spoke with
2 different people who died and were brought back, who described very
similar experiences of
falling down into total darkness. They could hear the far off screams
and moans of the damned. As they fell down further, they knew very
clearly what had brought them to that point and
what they could have done differently to avoid it. Suddenly they were
snatched upward, back into their bodies as they were
resuscitated.
All of these peoples lives were changed for the good, from these
near death experiences.
I experienced the light myself, once when I had a very high fever. It
was very pleasant and beautiful.
Have you or anyone you know ever had any of these experiences?

Quiznos prime rib sandwich. You could have rung out the meat and deep
fried some french fries to go with it! EEEYUCK!

We have 5 matches out of 76 replies, which is more than I expected.
September 10, December 11, April 5, April 10 and
June 11. Statistically there should have only been three exact
same birthdays. I knew I should have bet money on this!

Used to drink Coors in a can in high school, a million years ago. I
really like Henry Weinhard Dark or Killians Red. A
good old Bud light sounds good right now though!

Next time you are at a party with a group of 25 people or more,
you can bet money that 2 people will have exactly the same birthdate and
win every time. It never fails.
What is your birthday? Mine is January 19th.

Where is it snowing now? It has been warm and sunny so far this Fall in
Washington. Really nice for the Pacific Northwest.

I am very superstitous. Many bad things have happened to me on friday
the 13th. My Mother nearly died of the flu on that day.
I came about 1 second from being abducted by a sexual predator
when I was 11. He wasnt counting on me being able to run the 100 yard
dash in "13" seconds, even with school books in my arms! I fell off a
12 foot cliff, head first onto a big log on a beach and got a head
injury when I was 12. The injury affected me for many years to come. I
was molested/fondled by
a pervert in the parking lot at K Mart when I was 18. I could go on and
on with these stories of woe on Friday the 13th. You
get the jist. I try not to think about what day it is all day long. I
am always relieved when it is past midnight! Whew! It
is past midnight now... YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! The 14th!

I would really like to know where your Mother was when all this
fighting was taking place. I think women have a bad habit of letting
their darling husband get away with things they shouldnt. Especially
when the husband is picking on her kids.
Even though you are an adult, your Mother should have intervened. I
would make it clear from the beginning of the marriage that each partner
should always respect each others
families. Women need to have more balls and get a very tight hold on the
balls of their offending husbands!

You havent got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot!
Get your head out of your ass! I hate that one.
You dont need to know those things...youre a girl. AAARRRGGGHHH!
If you were more like your brother maybe you could...
There is no reason to cry or be upset, just sit there and be
still, you shouldnt let anyone know your feelings.