Okay, i want to know the funniest thing your mom and/or dad ever said to
you as, a diciplinary statement...here's mine:

At dinner table:

"Shut your mouth and eat your food."

(kinda hard to eat when your mouth is shut??!)

I spent the first decade of my life in Minnesota. freezing cold and
all. My mother would constantly tell us to go play outside. We use to
get in trouble just so she'd send us to our rooms. We loved it. All
the best toys where there and ohhhhhh the heat. Blessed restriction.

Well when we were younger, when my father would spank up with his belt,
it would really hurt so we'd cry. He would continue spanking us while
saying, "stop crying".

I have to say these are all sort of sad - I mean thinking of the way we
and other kids are treated sometimes is horrible. What doesn't kill us,
makes us stronger I guess, but I think it is what drives me to be a more
reasonable parent -

I never had this one happen to me, but I use this to remind me how silly
the parenting logic can be sometimes.

A parent smacking their child and saying "don't hit your brother (or
whoever), hitting is wrong". Boy talk about a logic loop.

My mother would always say - 10 times daily - that she would "Half-kill"
me. Whatever that meant....

When I was hungry, my father would always tell me to "Run around the
house till you get fed up."

No wonder I moved out when I was 16 - before I graduated high school!

my mom always told me to get a job. when i was 15 i finally got one and
she told me to get another one lol

lol KB

my step dad always told me to go play in traffic.
when i first started school he asked me how i got home, i said,"i walked
down the street til i saw the big row of bushes then i turned." then he
said,"i'm going to cut them things down" lol

well...this isn't quite on topic maybe but...when I was little, I wanted
to sleep over my friends house one night, my old man said "No" so I
asked why not...he got all pissed and said, "why can't you just accept
the answer is no without asking why"..I got mad and stomped to my
room..a little while later he calls me out and says, "You don't have to
get mad, we can sit and talk about it."... I said, " How can we talk
about it if I can't ask why or why not?"..he just turned around and
walked away cuz he knew he was beat lol

when i was young id ask my mom why about anything and i swear alll she
would ever reply is cause i said so.or my pop if i got out of line would
just say keep it up cause i can always make another one just like you.

MY DAD ALWAYS HAD A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING THINGS...
WHEN I WANTED SOMETHING REAL BAD IT WAS
'WANT IN ONE HAND AND SHIT IN THE OTHER,SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FASTER!!'
OR 'WHAT YOU WANT AND WHAT YOU GET ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS'
AND WHEN HE FARTED
'GOD DAMN BARKING SPIDERS ARE BAD THIS TIME OF YEAR!!'

When my dad got mad at one of us kids for doing something stupid - his
best line was "you don't know enough to shit when your belly hurts"!!

J

Oh lets see

Turn those lights off or pay the bill!!

Close the dorr im not heating the neighborhood !!!

Mom I need some money. Ask your dad. Dad I need some money. Ask your mom
!!!!

If you embarrass me in public you will never see the light of day again
!!!

Take a deep breath and hold it till I tell you !!!

Oh the funnist one and I swear its true. My mom was a ball. Kept us
rolling all the time and we had 4 boys and two girls mom and dad and ONE
bathroom. So if you were a boy and stayed in there to long she would
walk by,bang the door and say

let go of that thing. People have to use the bathroom. :-(

you don't have to pump it, it's gravity fed

how bout if you shake it more than twice your just playing with it

You havent got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot!
Get your head out of your ass! I hate that one.
You dont need to know those things...youre a girl. AAARRRGGGHHH!
If you were more like your brother maybe you could...
There is no reason to cry or be upset, just sit there and be
still, you shouldnt let anyone know your feelings.

My dad..."you don't know your ass from fat meat!"

J

my parents always use to say when i was your age i walked every where. i
always turned around and told then no duh they didnt have cars back then

My dad on farting....


" I had a freeloader, and I had to kick him out, he wasn't payin is
rent!"

J