It says by mail doesn't it...???

Littleme, I've asked you before, please don't mail me, as I don't wish to have any contact with you whatsoever. Please respect that, thank you!

Sure, bring who ever you like, I'm sure they'll feel most welcome...

Mitch

We're doing a new get-together in Dublin, but I guess you already know, so get you passport sorted, and I'll see you there...

Sorry, do I know you?

Charming...

People! Please don’t feed the animals
this simple request is all but minimal,
friendly and harmless looking they are
but warm and kind they aren’t by far,
watch while they wait and salivate
for that one last nerve of yours to grate,
a hand offering food for thought
will be chewed off and left to rot,
a sip of creative juices you think they want
they'll spit it back at you, laugh and taunt,
their interest, to be demeaning and destructive
not encouraging, helpful or constructive,
they're bitter and mean with nothing better to do
than to perpetrate unhappiness, be nasty and rude,
don’t waste your time trying to understand
why attention is their master plan,
trying to force feed your point of view
will end you up mentally black and blue,
you continue to throw in a pound of your flesh
constantly returning to see what's left,
what will be left are just the harsh words
and the realization that this is for the birds,
for all they ever want is the taste of the fight
and never stop to think if they're actions are right,
people! please don’t feed the animals
this simple request is all but minimal.

by Lynn J.R.


Can't take credit for this, but I thought it was a good one!

I hope she doesn't read this thread...

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to
enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"

"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and,
if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure , masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over yourface. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds,but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it
wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

Aha, I see you now...

Hi Kid, good to see you!

Good one, Anouk!

What have you started here, Anouk????

Good to see you, littlewriter!

I've seen it happen, some couples just seem made for eachother...

Would you pass on my wishes for her to get well soon!
And a big hello to her!!


Thanks!

What did I win?

Hi all!!!


PS. Great pic Ramone!!!