Not if you rent a movie that keeps kleenex in business!

Worry if you hear the one of 'It's not you, it's your gimp suit'

Does the opposite happen to gay people?

'You're the reason I went straight!'

Well, I always say if they want a side show then let them have one. People soon run when I dress up like Dita Von Tesse and dance for them!

A great reply would have been 'No, I don't know what I did. However, you will know what I did when your test results come through in about a months time!'

Exactly, telling the truth stops stalkers. That's why I have so many court orders pending. My defense to the courts are the interpritation of the language from the women that have dome this to me. I am soon going to market the papers into a best selling book for blokes.

Indeed, and to celebrate I bought some booze!

I know what you mean with this. Still, I wish people would rather just say what they mean. Straight talking, is there something wrong with it these days?

The most used lines I have thrown towards me are

#1: Let's just be friends, you're too good a friend to be anything more.

Translation: You're too old (or young)/fat/ugly/poor* for me

#2: You're like a big brother to me and I wouldn't want to lose that.

Translation: You're too old (or young)/fat/ugly/poor* for me

* delete as appropriate

Friends, even good friends take things further. And Christ, there are loads of places where brothers and sisters get closer then they should......

Ah, at least my reply goes down as well as a lead balloon!

'It's not you, it's the prostitute that looks like your mother that's doing it for me these days!'

Wierd Al - White and Nerdy!

Still single

Damn, I always thought it was Build Your Own Boat!

Thanks

I suppose there's not much point being a hot head about it. All I would do is shout and kick things, then make childish jokes about when some tells me it blows

I certainly passed the angsty teen stage a long time ago thankfully!

probably for the best, I honestly don't get the fuss over Valentines day!

At least we save money on presents then

I'll keep that thought in the bag for now.



Great! I was in Belgium recently and have 11.5% trappist monk ales to drink!



For a moment I thought that read 'it's all about the hookers' ha!



Yeah, three years in a row within the same week (week before Christmas). Just starts to play on the mind subconciously!

Does this club have at least a 10 drink minimum? If so then i'm in!

Well it seems that Christmas, myself and relationships do not mix well!

The past two years I have broken up with someone, last years was due to me being cheated on and getting informed by text message (classy).

This year is different however. I was in a good casual friendship, all the signs going in the right direction. Then out of the blue i'm hit for six with a better rejection then Shaq (only NBA refernce I can make at the mo).

Am I upset? Surprisingly not too much, but I am hugely dissapointed and surprised at this.

I guess there's no moral, no story to be told or question to be asked. Just sharing the dissapointment. The irony was that the first song I heard afterwards was the J Geils band, love stinks!

Still, such is life throughout its stages!

That's just greek to me

I am a plasterer and tiler by trade if I had one. I spent a good long while learning about it and going on jobs for free just to get some experience. Not ventured into plumbing work yet but that's next on the list for me to learn.

I would happily cast off the shackles of the office and my law books for some good old grafting. Problem is, my pay is too good in the office and competition for manual work is mad over here.

Not sure if being a trained emergency medical responder counts as well? but i'll take a bow for it anyway

Ha, no idea

At least they were both French and lived around the same era, I think between the 1840's to the late 1920's? Apart from that there is probably no known connection between the two.