i wish i was in bed with that special someone watching football

banana bread, my kids when they bathe , weed, a lawn when its freshly cut

shop around

dont apologize dawn, just block him. have a nice weekend

you dont know if these kids will come home, thats a bunch of BS and you know it. kids going off to war and them coming home alive is a f*cken crap shoot, roll of the dice.

WHICH ARE YOU?
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail."

FEET!!! REALLY BAD SMELLING FEET GROSS ME OUT.

BEANS AND TORTILLAS OUR ALL TIME FAVORITE...

NEXT....

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

dogs

surf or snow ski

well if she gets buzzed, she shouldnt take the nephew to the zoo i guess . never stopped me though. ha ha ha im just saying being a little buzzed vs. being sober just helps the situation, but we're all different. just have fun, but you should really consider leaving jr. at home

AMEN QUAKE!!! HI-5 TO YOU

love it!!!!

GASSY

IF YOU CANT BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE YOUR WITH

welcome and have fun

get a good buzz before you go. it helps.....works for me

GRIEVING, I WOULDNT WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT.

DID SOMEONE SAY JELLO BATH!!