Commando in da houze, what up?

Welcome.

I don't usually talk like this, it's the vodka talkin.

Thanks ya'll.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would Like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! 'The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

Take the money you would have spent on a restraining order and pay somebody to beat his a$$

Good one MoronBaiter

Gage, wasn't that the little boys name in pet cemetary.

Sorry golden, I do like the name though.

OMG, a JSH success story right here before our very eyes. Awesome, awesome, awesome.

Did I mention that is soooo awesome?

I wish you both all the best of luck.

Here's some advise, be completely open with eachother so that trust will never be an issue.

Because they need somebody to vent to. They are not thinking rationally and are not even aware of the fact that they are bringing negativity into your home. They're just venting.

Here's the question.

Why do you keep opening the door?

Thanks Knox. Spoken like a man who is truly comfortable with himself

If you can do that, you are a happy individual.

Being happy is waaaaaay underated.

BTW, gay people are some of the nicest people on the planet.

Omg, ain't that the truth.

Well ain't that the truth. There are alot of people who just feed off negativity and seek it out at every turn, instead of trying to find ways to look at things in a positive perspective.

Hey, if it makes you happy to frown and snarl and ***** and moan, that's your life your problem, but why everybody else gotta suffer too?

I see why some of ya'll don't have a dayum significant other.

That's what I'm thinking Jt, but I'm glad you're the one that said it.

anally gay

I think anybody who does not find humor in that joke is completely anal.

Now, that's what I think.



WHAT IN THE HELL IS "FRESSIER"?????????

Yiddish slang for a snack/bite to eat.

I had to look it up

Adj4u, you said a mouth full.

Sounds like it's time to relocate.
Either that or let the criminals dictate your livelyhood

He asks if he can make love to you.

I have recently lost 15 pounds on the Alli diet. I've got just 10 more to go.

Don't give up, that's all I can say.