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Wed 10/03/07 07:32 PM
flowerforyou Peace my brothahappy

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:13 PM
Oh I am so sorry Kojak, didn't mean to shoot you down.sad

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:08 PM
laugh Awh baby, whas wrong???

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:05 PM
Boy, where you been all my life?laugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:59 PM
Oh jeeees Kojack I was kidding. I love it just the way it is.:wink:

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:45 PM
Oh boy, how about posting the low calorie version.laugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:43 PM
Because it is damit.laugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:40 PM
UUUUUUUUUUwwwwwwwwweeeeeeee, that sounds so good. Now how many calories is in that bad boy.laugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:21 PM
Naaaaaaaaa, it's funnier in Relationship Advise.laugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:12 PM
IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE, TRY NOT TO READ TO MUCH INTO IT. LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE PSYCHOANALYZING EVERY LITTLE THING. JEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSnoway

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:04 PM
huh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 04:33 PM
I don't know you but, THAT IS AWESOME! Congratulations.flowerforyou Um, make that a cigarlaugh

Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 04:19 PM
Check out this hilarious email I got today.

Self Exam For Men... Am I Gay?

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat... 'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handin out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or deni m, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitley on the verge of being a fudge packer.


Angelsing's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:18 AM
Loved:heart:

Angelsing's photo
Thu 09/27/07 12:10 PM
Lovinglove

Angelsing's photo
Thu 09/27/07 12:09 PM
Awh hell, nothing wrong with a little humor every now and then. Good for the soul:wink:

Angelsing's photo
Thu 09/27/07 12:08 PM
Again, when he's playing the saxophone.love

Angelsing's photo
Thu 09/27/07 12:00 PM
Well I'm glad you're not leaving even though I don't know ya that well.flowerforyou

Angelsing's photo
Wed 09/26/07 05:43 PM
Ok well Stella ova here is gettin her groove backlaugh

And lovin it.drinker

Angelsing's photo
Tue 09/25/07 04:22 PM
Oh yea, well hell I could use some.laugh

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