Community > Posts By > bhernandez

 
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Thu 10/25/12 02:44 PM

The only reason I date is to have sex.


hookers are drama free.

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Thu 10/25/12 02:43 PM
like totally.

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Thu 10/25/12 12:29 PM

Well since you asked..............smokin


rhetorical question!

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Thu 10/25/12 11:30 AM

I caught a firefighter looking down my top while doing a fire inspection at my office. I told my friend the fire chief and he asked me if I wanted him reported. I said; hell no; just give him my phone number. bigsmile


hahahaha.
atta girl.

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Thu 10/25/12 11:29 AM
but there are females who have a ridiculous amount of cleavage hanging out.
i figure you're giving me a choice;
i can either look at your face or boobs when talking to you.
it's not like they're all that far apart.
don't get mad when i choose your boobs when you start getting boring.

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Thu 10/25/12 11:25 AM

Some guys aren't as obvious/immature/obnoxious/whatever word you want to use about it ;).


ahahaha.
'don't let me catch you,
and it's all good.'

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Thu 10/25/12 10:35 AM
you ignorant son of a *****.
the only reason i'm not going on a rant is because i'd rather not everyone see my train of thought.

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Thu 10/25/12 10:31 AM

Well, if you are talking about me personally, yeah that's probably true, but I was creepy and scary as all <actually I'm not certain which explicitive you said here, so many apply> before I became "old."

Of course from B, I think creepy and scary is a compliment. :wink:


i used a general 'you'.
if creeping women out is proof of your charm,
i wonder what restraining orders mean.
o.O

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Thu 10/25/12 10:28 AM

Don't be gross.


it wouldn't be gross if you washed back there every now and then.

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Thu 10/25/12 10:11 AM
behind your ear.

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Thu 10/25/12 10:07 AM
i'm getting tired of taking the gum out of my hair.

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Thu 10/25/12 09:49 AM
unmarried makes it sound like the goal is to be married.
gross.

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Thu 10/25/12 09:47 AM

You can look at older women Jack. But I like the line from the movie "Barefoot in the Park," it goes something like:

"I try to make a young beautiful woman nervous at least once a day, because if I make her nervous, then I must still have my charm."

happy


or you're creepy and scary as all ****.

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Thu 10/25/12 09:37 AM
this is getting ridiculous.

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Wed 10/24/12 09:40 PM
hurryyy uppp.
i'm sleepy.

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Wed 10/24/12 05:45 PM
aren't i a rude *****.
never even replied to those who answered.
my apologies.

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Wed 10/24/12 01:07 PM

To all the women that say they have male friends; If you called those guys up and invited them over for sex, do you think they'd say yes?


he'd say no.
i'm three hundred fifty seven percent sure of it.

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Wed 10/24/12 10:55 AM
i shall be super fat before the holidays this year.

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Wed 10/24/12 09:48 AM
we do like to explore new things.

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Wed 10/24/12 09:09 AM
beard.