Now face it, we like to look at women unless we are well, shooting for the same team. But what happens when we are involved with a GF and we are still looking at other women. NO I am not condoning flirting, I am talking here about the female version of Green Eyed Jealousy!

This is a sure fire way of avoiding any domestic dispute arising from appreciating other female forms visually.

She says: "Why are you looking at her/ other women?"

Your response should be, "Why do you have a problem with me looking at other women. You look at other guys. I don't complain. Besides, you should be worried if you catch me looking at boys!"

That should kill any and all arguments right there and then over you just looking at other women!

In the same breath when a woman asks a guy if a dress makes her look fat any and all answers will lead to drama. Best answer to stem that drama, "Why are you asking me that? You know you are going to fuqq me up over any answer I give you! A dress doesn't make you look thin or fat! GET IT? Please don't set me up for an argument like that again?"

That should divert her attention from getting pissed off at us males for insinuating they are getting fat.

Ladies, PLEASE, I am just trying to kill a cliche` here. For those ladies not of the Cliche` motivated drama set...

You got it going on enough to not let trivial things bother you enough to yell at us BFs in your lives!


Now I am looking for cover to hide behind! I expect rocks to be coming my way soon!

So what was that. You said Fat makes you look fat.

Whenever I had a girlfriend accuse me of "wandering eyes" and ask why I was "looking at that woman," I used the following response to get out of trouble:


"I was wondering if you'd like a pair of shoes like she had on."


Try it, you might be out the cost of the shoes, but it's probably worth it.

Women actually fall for that?

That wouldn't work. Your girlfriend might ask you to describe the shoes.

When I was younger I looked I could'nt help it. Now that Im older I concentrate on not looking.Women think its kinda creepy to have a older man leering at them.

You can look at older women Jack. But I like the line from the movie "Barefoot in the Park," it goes something like:

"I try to make a young beautiful woman nervous at least once a day, because if I make her nervous, then I must still have my charm."

I haven't really ever had that problem.

Like my Dad says......

Just cause I am on a diet, don't mean I can't look at the dessert tray.

No harm looking at the menu, just as long as you eat at home.

or you're creepy and scary as all ****.

+1

Well, if you are talking about me personally, yeah that's probably true, but I was creepy and scary as all <actually I'm not certain which explicitive you said here, so many apply> before I became "old."

Of course from B, I think creepy and scary is a compliment.

i used a general 'you'.
if creeping women out is proof of your charm,
i wonder what restraining orders mean.
o.O

Well, if I have to take out restraining orders on women I'm flirting with, then I need to tone back the charm a little bit.

aint that the truth ?

A man is simply asking for trouble if he is dating a woman and still looking at other women.

I could care less if a guy looks but when he totally ignores me to gawk at a woman; I might start wondering. Personally; whenever I was with a man; I made it a point not to look at other men so he would know he had my complete attention. I just found men to be insecure so I tried to make them feel more secure by doing that.

See, this is why there's so much drama in relationships.
Men gawking at women; women getting jealous...etc.,
It's all bs. If you're going to gawk at other people to the point where it causes problems in your relationship, why bother to be in a relationship?

Just stay single and gawk as much as you want. Problem solved.

Can't argue with that.