I've been SO good this year! Wonder if I'll ever that computer I've begged for for so long. The bananas don't even dance on my silly cell phone!

Smoked sausage, exotic vegetable chips and dip, and fresh strawberries with whipped cream.

Lookin' Oh so good, Totage!

Too funny, went to check out the op's profile and he's deactivated. Wonder why he never recieves responses!?!

First thing we'd have to do is drop the Montessori school of coddling the little monsters and reintroduce some discipline, "training that developes self-control, efficiency, etc." and maybe some Grimm's fairy tales and Mother Goose... "She whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed."

I'll go with ya. I just went to the art fair alone, so I know just how ya feel. Even if we didn't click as a couple out there in space we could spend our time digging on all the losers who didn't recognize our potential and laughing at their plight. Then we'd just look for a planet to go fishin' on!

Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy every moment and all your wishes come true!

Welcome, and please excuse the guy with the negetive comments, everybody gets burned once in a while, but most of the people are really sweet and a lot of fun to play with in the forums, hope to catch you in the threads!

sounds to me like greed is a genetic trait in that family. You know you were only invited for the gift. I can see them in my minds eye going down the invitation list calling to complain to everyone who didn't give "enough" Bunch of ingrates!

You won't believe how many people don't go any farther than the welcome page. You just might be my favorite new smart azz! (We have quite a few in here!)

Welcome, Summer, only been at this a couple of months myself and went on my first date with someone from here tonight. You can do it, too! Just watch out for the scammers from overseas and freaks on the homefront. Trust your gut.

Hello, Rob, looks like you might be a lot of fun to run into in the forums, see you there!

So sorry to hear of this, my prayers to all affected

So sorry to hear of this, my prayers to all affected

Like me, she doesn't have a choice. Answering those stupid questions is in the job description. What she is looking for, and I could also use, are suggestions on how to blow off the steam after the fact.

Don't tempt me!

Congratulations! Your story is wonderful and inspiring!
I want a big ole guy to cuddle, too!
Treat each other well and keep us posted! I love stories that end happily ever after!

Repetitive asinine questions asked?

Interesting suggestion but ultimately my job depends on it so I keep doing it to keep a roof over my head. I fully admit that I have no tolerance for this shlt but what I am asking for is advice on how others deal with it not for you to tell me I'm doing it wrong.
I am in the same boat with you there. Being the quality auditor and group leader in a factory, it is my job to specifically make sure every operator fully understands every instruction for every part they are producing and that every document is filled out properly every day. There are several who make me want to choke them at least a couple of times a week. Especially when the answer is in the op. manual that they just signed off! Sounds like you are handling your people with the utmost professionalism, and that's all we can do. To deal with my own frustration I'll take a break and go outside for a cigarette that I sometimes smoke so quickly that I actually get dizzy, nothing like a little mini nici-buzz! If it's really bad I'll jump in my car for a couple of minutes with something really hard and really loud playing on the radio and just scream aaaaahrrg for a minute. But my favorite thing to do is get in my car at the end of the shift, jump on the gas pedal and tear out of there ahead of all those losers!

I have to agree with the other ladies, your pictures are yummy and firefighters are hot, but the written word leaves a lot to be desired. You might want a simple girl, but I don't think you mean simple-minded. Give a gal of substance something to work with. Try reading the profiles of people that impress you while mingling in the forums and you'll get an idea of what grabs a person's interest and shows a sense of honesty and humor.

I think I'm more intelligent than most people that I deal with, but I battle with an inferiority complex.
I check my spelling in the dictionary constantly, even though I almost always have things spelled correctly.
For some reason all my exes have bought me unsolicited parting gifts when we've broken up then told me I'm the perfect girl... for somebody else.