Once again,I'm single..there is no lady..but thank you!

boneless chicken wing

its made with a tangy wing sauce rather than a traditional tomato sauce



definately worth trying

When you finally dont give a flying funk what people think..then name calling starts to lose its value..I have had both good times and bad times.Ive been a faithful husband,a loving boyfriend and a one night stand,but I've never combined the three.I simply live by my heart,and whether its right or wrong,I usually just do what I feel..and so should you..as long as you dont hurt yourself or someone else

brandy,mindy,sasha,betty,april,leona,jennifer,nikki,karen,amy,andrea,jenn,caiti..theres like 3 more I've gotta think


um...christina,forget it I give up

I met a girl on justsayhi
unlike the girls on dating sites
one part cool,one part uptight
my eyes are stoned,but spins my mind
beyond this world,where eagles fly
and spacemen dare to turn back time
the clock ticks on,no time retreats
it slowly crawls to its steady beat
I listen close,I try to speak
but every sentence I cant complete
all the oohs and ahs and ums
are placed before each word will come
and though my question takes no time to ask
the answer lies as the hours pass
your favorite color,and most would say
I like blue,red green or grey
maybe black or orange or pink
but still simplicity will make her think
she asks me not to think shes dumb
her mind and beauty combines as one
a soul that brings this man to wonder
how she turns a cloud to thunder
a drop of water turns to oceans so deep
and small emotions begins to creep
like something on the verge of explosion
that all began with a crazy notion
but when you meet someone of such intellect
it begins to make such perfect sense
As most women wish,her too is the same
just a man to listen,without playing games
her heart is fragile,and so easily torn
the battle began when she was born
a life so dark with love unfelt
the rules implied,enforced the belt
and it takes me to my own childhood
where mama said that boys no good
and I looked so hard to find a friend
but it always took me to a lonely end
so if all I can do is be quiet for you
then ramble on motormouth
I will someday learn to be amazing just like you

The silence of the lambs is a good choice Ab,however a 3am discovery channel film on the origins,evolution and future of cannabalism is not as entertaining as some creep named Hannable or whatever it is purring "hello clarise"


but good choice though

Thanks T

Terry,one sad thing about life is that some people look big by making others look small


this poem though written with much talent and compassion stands up to those who takes someones disadvantage to their advantage

Its time to let imagination
lead to frantic masturbation
Its such a sin,such devastation
but were in a sexual nation
You cant see me,I cant see you
but I'll do what you want me to
You'll hear me breathe,beg for more
You got me writhing on the floor
The candles lit,the musics soft
I close my eyes,my mind takes off
My buttons undone,I'm reaching down
I pray no one comes around
You say with such a quiet voice
I'm free to please,now make a choice
its only bedsheets that touch our skin
you feel me there,I'm sliding in
It's getting hot,our bodies sweat
I speak the words that makes you wet
A taste so sweet,like victory
I'd kiss you where I fall to my knees
I want to feel you breathe so hard
like the flames of passion burns the heart
the soft moonglow could make you shine
one kiss dissolves the silence that makes you mine
We move in perfect rythym,
I can feel ecstasy rising to the top
I beg you keep to this lonely night burning
I beg you please,don't stop
Think of me there,to wait for the moment
your love flows and cascades over the edge
of not the bitterness of wanting
but the tongue of tomorrows repent

Well its time to hang up the love songs for a moment,I got some erotic poetry coming up in a few minutes..hope to see you there.

I havent eaten eggs in 12 years because of Pink Flamingos,I cant remember the scene..oh yeah..it was when this horribly ugly old woman was mashing fried eggs into her mouth and the yoke n **** was all over her face..ugh..I'm gonna get sick now

Angel,thank you!


I really appreciate all of you taking the time to read this,I know that it can be a drag..but if I can take a mess and make a message out of it,then i'm doing something right.

What is the most disgusting barf inducing movie you have ever seen?



I say "Pink Flamingos" ..its a low budget film by John Waters made in 1971..about 2 Baltimore,Maryland families competing to be the filthiest people alive


theres barf,eggs,puke,blood,vomit,gay,straight,animal sex,hurling,masturbation,tossing of cookies,freakishly ugly people..did I mention someone up-chucks..and at the end an overweight drag queen eats fresh dog poopy.



Terra Firma..the film about the blind movie director is my second choice

I have felt so lost
in a world I didnt belong
Until I saw your face,
just light the darkness
when all was going wrong
I had no strength to stand,
so you came and took me
beneath your wings to heal
When no one cared to look at me
You always knew how I would feel

I could say it a thousand ways
even in silence,I could make you know
Its in the way I look at you,
that alone should tell you so
but I guess you need more than silent emotions
and me to stop thinking you always knew
so babe,I will not make you wait
I'm so in love with you



I look at you and wish so much
I wish I could move heaven and earth
I would take the stars,so high above
bring them down and make them yours
Every kiss to me is a fantasy,
like a key to unlockable doors
I get lost in the way you hold me close
and I'm so thankful to be yours



I could say it a thousand ways
even in silence,I could make you know
Its in the way I look at you,
that alone should tell you so
but I guess you need more than silent emotions
and me to stop thinking you always knew
so babe,I will not make you wait
I'm so in love with you


I thought I'd be gunning down romance
just to someday crash and burn
they say love is a battle you can never win
a lesson you can never learn
then why do I feel so safe and secure
here in your arms tonight
If what I'm doing is so beyond wrong,
then why does it feel so right



I could say it a thousand ways
even in silence,I could make you know
Its in the way I look at you,
that alone should tell you so
but I guess you need more than silent emotions
and me to stop thinking you always knew
so babe,I will not make you wait
I'm so in love with you

Damn,I wish I wrote that


good work

I'll be writing like a speedtrain of diareah once I actually find a girl



until then thank you ladies

Someday we'll shine
just like 2 stars in heaven
and your beauty will be mine
on the edge of forever
There are dreams we will find
a world just for us
A view of just a chance for love
on the edge of forever
I wouldn't know what to do
if your angel eyes looked away
knowing how much I love you
my life would surely fade
And you can be imperfect
I only see the best you do
I don't care what my friends say
they have yet to be over you


I'm just crazy for your love
everything about you makes me smile
and its easy to say you're the one
that I'll be staying with a while
We may argue,fuss and fight
but babe I swear to you I would never
take you love for granted,
the way I'm sure other men had planned it
I'll keep you on the edge of forever



and I get drunk on your scent
You knock me out cold just by your wit
The way you blow smoke up my ass
but you dont see me begging you to quit
Even when you belch in front of my mother
I still believe you have such class
I've been your admirer since that day in grade school
when your right hook came so fast
And this world will just get crazier
but all that matters to me is you
I love you and all the things you will do
on the edge of forever,I'll stand by you

amazing

One of the most artistic poems you've written/I'm starting to see you as a visionary...

In one of the deleted scenes they were playing kickball for gym class and Im gonna try to get this right


Don/Hey Napolian,did you pee the bed last night?

Napolian/Hey Don,did you crap the bed last night?

Don/I'm gonna come over there and slap you Napolian


Napolian/Yeah like I'm the one who doesnt know secret moves from the government