Community > Posts By > Jez

 
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Fri 05/17/13 06:59 AM
shades

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Thu 05/16/13 03:14 AM
Teasing Brunette, I have no sun to give
As I am under England's varied clime
Which now, while bright, cannot be well relied
Any more now or the next hour, if that.

But as I type and read and breathe and live
And you read this in Manitoba now,
In these words, feel my weight on you sublime,
In these words, feel the cold around subside,

Lift up those hands upon which you were sat
And feel me sat before you on the beach
As you stand to strip where sunshine will allow
You to feel warmth, and my warmth within reach.

Then lower your weight onto mine and gasp,
Feeling my sonnet enter you at last.

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Thu 05/16/13 03:00 AM
Cycling by.
Midnight.
Meeting somebody.
Friends to fix.
Her slow touch.
All seen. All splendid.

Light to the eye
Is like
Time to the body;
Both play tricks,
And too much,
All told, will end it.

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Wed 05/15/13 05:00 AM
Looks like business is booming.

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Wed 05/15/13 04:46 AM
Wow. Thanks.

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Tue 05/14/13 03:03 AM
IM window is not opening in the latest version of Firefox.

It works okay in Chrome, though.

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Tue 05/14/13 02:03 AM
Bumping up all my old 25+ writes today.

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Tue 05/14/13 02:01 AM
How many sonnets do you get here? :/

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Tue 05/14/13 01:58 AM
I wrote a lot back then, when I first joined.

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Tue 05/14/13 01:57 AM
This was fun too. Bump!

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Tue 05/14/13 01:54 AM
Forgot I wrote this. Not bad, needs work.

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Sun 09/30/12 11:00 AM

There are about two months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President of the United States . The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

It's time that we all need to come together, Democrats and Republicans alike, in a bi-partisan effort for America .

If you will support Romney, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.

If you support Obama , please drive with your headlights OFF at night.

Together, we can make it happen; hope we can count on you!

Thank you!!


Nearly - you got the names in the wrong order.

And you forget that Romney voters are 362% more likely to drive with their lights off at night because "it's America and I can do what I like".

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Sun 09/30/12 10:54 AM
A joke whose cleverness is only matched by the high quality Photoshop skills demonstrated. This is truly the apex of intelligent GOP satirical humour.

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Mon 10/03/11 03:59 AM
Still up for the improv poetry, people - message me an idea and I'll see what pops up. :)

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Mon 10/03/11 03:58 AM

do you regret never meeting?

I think I would

if you really were that close I mean


I don't, which probably sounds bad. But the closeness wasn't really real; it was something we'd constructed in the place of closeness, if that makes any sense at all.

Thanks for all the positive comments, folks.

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Sun 10/02/11 08:01 AM
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you without a dope poem to step to.

How's everyone?

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Sun 10/02/11 07:58 AM
Was thinking about her the other day, actually forgot I wrote this but glad I did.

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Sun 10/02/11 07:53 AM
Why, thank you.

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Tue 06/14/11 12:10 PM
Love of the Common People

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Tue 06/14/11 12:09 PM
It benefits the self.

How many drinks does it take to get you "text the ex" drunk?