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Mon 11/30/20 01:49 PM
I had one for 50 years but the top bit malfunctioned

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Sun 11/29/20 05:05 AM
rofl

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Sun 11/29/20 03:54 AM
6 A whole lot better , add to it as you think of more things good luck waving

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Sat 11/28/20 09:57 AM
Hi, zero

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Sat 11/28/20 04:12 AM

Photos are nice but the one in black shows a very red nose as if you have been injured, maybe reshoot that photo, nice but it appears as though you are hurt or badly sunburnt.

rofl or drunk too much coke

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Fri 11/27/20 10:13 AM
If there are two of you , wallpaper hanging should be a cinch

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Fri 11/27/20 09:09 AM
Nonsense

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Fri 11/27/20 03:06 AM
Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
Paddy proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks Paddy, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Paddy shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.... He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
Paddy replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus?"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
Again he pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus?"
Paddy answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Paddy again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks.... "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
Paddy staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a belly full of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher......
"Are you sure this is where he fell in ???"

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Wed 11/25/20 10:34 AM
Wheres yer sheert ??????..

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Wed 11/25/20 12:55 AM
No pic = No click

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Tue 11/24/20 10:29 AM
Add a paragraph ,it is too short

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Tue 11/24/20 01:33 AM
Jihadiwaddy

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Mon 11/23/20 02:33 AM
:thumbsdown: 0

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Sun 11/22/20 10:54 AM
Tie her up and tickle her feet

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Sat 11/21/20 08:30 AM

Not a gurl, but shaving off the beard may help.

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok

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Sat 11/21/20 05:35 AM
Just walk down any street

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Fri 11/20/20 03:35 PM
Girls, Girls, Girls"

Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls

Yellow, red, black or white
Add a little bit of moonlight
For this intercontinental romance
Shy girl, sexy girl
They all like that fancy world
Champagne, a gentle song and a slow dance

Who makes it fun to spend your money?
Who calls you honey, most every day?

Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls

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Fri 11/20/20 09:52 AM
Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76

Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76

Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76

Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76


Larry Tesler , inventor of the cut,copy and paste command dies aged 76

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Fri 11/20/20 09:48 AM

I don’t do blind dates but welcome anyway

Stevie wonder does !

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Fri 11/20/20 08:49 AM
Hi

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