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My sarcasm is lost on the internet. (o.O)
So two muffins are sitting in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other screams "Holy sh*t! A talking muffin!" |
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We should go grab a beer, you look down man. By the end of the night we'll be singing Irish drinking songs with the ladies gathering round to watch.
Cheers! |
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How far would you drive....
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Well I wouldn't want to risk taking Ozzy, my car, cross country.
But for the right person, I think the song says it best: Well I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more... |
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I can't help but think of Alec Baldwin from the movie 'The Edge'.
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where are the good guyz at
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Gotta agree with bearsman.
Only he forgot about the financially secure aspect. Women don't want the nice guy as a partner, they want the nice guy to be their abstinant shoulder to cry on when their bad boy cheats, get drunk and beats them up. And after the nice guy makes them feel better about themselves........guess what? Right back to the jerk. |
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"You Remind Me Of A Song"
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System of a Down - Metro
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dishonesty?
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I broke a promise to someone I used to think I knew.
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Would you rather
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Can't there be a 'eat a bowl of ice cream' or at least 'have a shot given to you from someone who looks like they've been drinking' option?
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Scrubs
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JD isn't gay, he's just not afraid to be himself.
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"TRUE or FALSE"
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False.
Hate the cold? |
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"TRUE or FALSE"
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Ja! Danke schon. (Ich verstehe nicht, ich bin nicht zu klug)
Wants to have an Irish accent? |
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"NEW WORD GAME"..Pt. #2
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Yes.
I'll talk to and be friends with anyone, but I seem to have a look that attracts old men. One of whom tried to slip me a twenty under the bathroom stall at a casino, but that's a whole nother story. (I grabbed the twenty and ran!) |
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God, I hate the fact that I could be refered to as a 'Michigander', but yeah, that makes two of us brother.
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Am I worth dating?
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Man, I just hope I'm half as cool as you by the time I'm 48. I'm half tempted to get my mom onto this sight, she'd be all for a guy like you in a heartbeat. And I've had to put up with hearing about what a looker she is since I was 7.
Hope that didn't make you feel up there in the years, if it makes you feel any better I feel like I'm 73 already. |
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Saying you're normal is like saying you're sane. To me, being unhappily married with 2.34 kids you don't even try to understand, and living every week afraid that the bills are going to wash up over your head because you're living outside your means is insane to me. Is it normal? Yeah, prolly.
Don't look for normal, don't look for sane. Look for extraordinary, and look for that illogical feeling that makes you feel insane. |
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I don't know exactly what a normal girl is, as crazy seems to be part of their anatomy, but a normal girl doesn't sound like any fun at all.
I'll stick with the crazy ones, thank you. |
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THe "Wish Granted" Game
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Wish granted, but you end up stranded in Peru with no money to get home.
I wish my laundry would start washing itself!!! |
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THe "Wish Granted" Game
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granted but it's slightly freezer burned
I wish I could sleep like a normal person. |
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Denver Noob
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The forums have a tendancy to turn a little one dimensional after a certain hour, but I've definitely met some interesting people.
Welcome to JSH! |
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