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Sun 04/12/26 04:10 PM


While all that maybe true, according to you, you forgot I have a date with that Police Woman next week.....I am almost certain I can flip the case and have you in your favourite place arrested and charged for falsely accusing an outstanding citizen....and a great lover to boot..... keep looking over your shoulder after next week.....just saying...


there ya go agin.. thinkin that a lil booty call wit a poe-leese woman's gonna git you off da hook of payin yer debts..noway men.. whoa HA.. she still has a job ta do.. Pay up.. yer 10 day overdue notice is up too..





Ah ! you have no idea what a little Slim Shady can do ..one night alone is enough to change her mind and completely forget what her job is....and she may just end up paying my tab anyway , just to have me for the whole week....you should see the Cuffs she has....real shiny and real steel....So be ready to be surprised!!

PS: was that big greasy spoon brunch a kinda bribe for me to pay that tab soon...

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Sun 04/12/26 04:00 PM
Mikey!!!

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Sun 04/12/26 02:52 PM
Edited by Slim gym on Sun 04/12/26 02:54 PM
What was your small win this week ???


Mine was being able to get my oil and filter change, in my car, even though it rained the whole afternoon and I didnt really wanna go out in the rain !!

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Sun 04/12/26 12:38 PM
One of my favourite summer activities....camping!!
The cabin in the woods sitting at the edge of the Lake , was always my weekend escape The peace and quiet always was the best times... It was my summer re-charging station.
Sadly I had to pack it in last year due to many reasons . I will miss this fav for sure!!

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Sun 04/12/26 12:29 PM
My FWB gal....she is a cowgirl I tell ya !!

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Sun 04/12/26 12:27 PM

Chatted with "her" for a week before she asked for money???

That's considered a LTR in some places.


Yeah...you right .....but the pics "she" sent were a thing of beauty....I was sold on her pictures.....and I have plenty of time on hand , just no money to match...

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Sun 04/12/26 07:26 AM
Who all are allowed to show up at your home Un-Announced ???

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Sun 04/12/26 06:46 AM


Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who....
Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee!


you might've gotten outta jail free THIS time Slim.. but you still OWE me.. pay up or the cops just may come back for ya.. no 2nd chances dude.. just sayin smokin



While all that maybe true, according to you, you forgot I have a date with that Police Woman next week.....I am almost certain I can flip the case and have you in your favourite place arrested and charged for falsely accusing an outstanding citizen....and a great lover to boot..... keep looking over your shoulder after next week.....just saying...

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Sun 04/12/26 06:37 AM
Getting that distinct feeling that no real women exist on this site ... That was the third woman I had to cut ties with, after chatting them up for a week or so, when they asked for money for various reasons....and thats when you know they are not real....just scammers...
So what is up with that??

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Sun 04/12/26 06:31 AM
Had to let my Cabin in the woods go end of last season, too much work and the price of gas was killing me...


OT: Gia... is still the one , I see!!

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Sun 04/12/26 06:28 AM

What the heck is going on at the Pub this morning???

I pull in and the po po is outside asking questions..

There were even some out back searching for someone

Even the dogs were out looking

Said they had a call on someone named Slim Shadyslaphead And they wanted him for questioning over trying to pass off counterfeit monopoly money ..



Humm so guess I better get the coffee going and find some donuts for the PD.




Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who....
Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee!

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Sun 04/12/26 06:16 AM
Thinking ...Dang this is the second Sunday without an F1 race....

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Sun 04/12/26 06:14 AM
Because 25 year olds are a bit young to be on a dating site IMO


Women get naughty at 40, and thats why !!

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Sun 04/12/26 06:12 AM
Just to get the feel of how many bored people there are on this Site...

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Sun 04/12/26 06:10 AM
Nope!Q


Perhaps Merry

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Sun 04/12/26 06:09 AM
Of getting a reality check!!

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Sat 04/11/26 10:33 PM
Grand Trunk Railroad

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Sat 04/11/26 10:55 AM


Any Women Here and Real? Hmmmm!

Right now I only see sharpshooters....

I like being single ... but thats a harsh word....I would say.... Being free from evil .....
I luv women who have aim but miss at the same time , it shows they are pretty serious .....about something....yet to figure that out though!!



personally.. I'm serious about whoopin yer buttski



Personally . I am looking forward to enjoying that... Mikey did not tell me you were a little kinky ... now I wonder why??

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Sat 04/11/26 07:50 AM
Spoiler alert..


OT : Mikey.....he hates to see me Wanted

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Sat 04/11/26 07:48 AM
Somebody tried already !!