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What would it take...
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I dont now....how big are you? Maybe a slight nudge or maybe a good push. Good question. Thanks for asking. |
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What would it take...
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...for you to move me?
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Why are you...
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...still sober right now?
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Be intimate about this,,,
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...peanut butter and jelly...grape or strawberry jam?
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Will you be...
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...clothed throughout the night?
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If you could be
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someone of the opposite sex, who would it be and why? I'm not sure, probably someone with some class like Lindsay Lohan.........  
That would imply that I wouldn't have my nuts, correct? Maybe, Lady Gaga? |
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7:59 PM CDT...Friday...
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What you drinking tonight Marley..
Jaegermeister and Vicodin. You? haha, that's a sloppy, striptease on the table kicking off the ash trays mixture...woo hoo ...but fun for the moment. |
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7:59 PM CDT...Friday...
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Buy me a drink and I'll answer all your questions What's your pleasure? |
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7:59 PM CDT...Friday...
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What you drinking tonight Marley..
Jaegermeister and Vicodin. You? |
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7:59 PM CDT...Friday...
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Unless the temperature is below 50 degrees Fahrenheit, I think clothes are unnecessary. Isn't the reason why people are so ashamed of their bodies, Eve's fault? I say, show it all, be proud of your body. Did she eventually opt for a thong made of fig leaves? |
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7:59 PM CDT...Friday...
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...uh...hey...uh...how about that solar activiity and sun spots...mmmmm...how was the soccer game?...any thoughts on crises and continuity in world politics?...what will you be doing at 11:30 p.m. in your time zone?...is Lady Gaga really a lady? What ever happened to Pee Wee Herman? I always admired a man who knew how to handle himself in public...how many had dinner with cheese in it? I beginning to believe that women really don't have gastrointestinal expulsions(probably need some guidance or scientific explanation)since no woman has ever asked me to pull her finger...anyone ever tried Ducolax and vodka?
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After about the fourth glad of wine. :) About the fourth "glad" of wine? I could not have said it better. |
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...lust prevail over common sense?
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Every last one of you women
Edited by
Marley
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Thu 06/10/10 06:23 PM
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Have vaginas. (So do some guys) Short people aint tall. And dumb people aint all that bright. Now, there are always people who say "don't generalize women".....here is the shot for the ovarian oppressors to rise up and defend themselves. (This is my first attempt at a generalization thread.....hopefully I will get better at it) Generalize? Or stereotype? But to cut to the chase, so to speak, I have a rather profound liking for vaginas. Krupa, how did you fit this into general discussion? My hat is off to you. |
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Go on...
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WHO IS MORE HONEST MEN OR WOMEN??? It's a dead heat. Men lie more often. Women are more clever and cunning...and dangerous I might add. |
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Last Day To Live
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If you knew it was going to be your last day alive, what would you do with it? Me I would spend it in the harmony and beauty of nature surrounding and stimulating my senses, with the gentle breezes of the winds touching my face. The songs of nature in the ears, the rush of the ocean waves surrounding me, and the colors of the sunset and sunrise imprinted on my memory. I'd f--k it up. Why should that day be any different? |
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Go on...
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What kind of puppy dog is in the picture? It's a replicant of an English Springer Spaniel. Likes pork chops. |
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Go on...
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder or out of sight out of mind? Which thought came first? |
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Go on...
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 When was your last date and where did you go?
Maybe a tractor pull...or a play where one applauds politely and wonders WTF. I probably wasn't sober. I hope that she had big hair. |
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Go on...
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Flyers or Hawks? Don't go betting your 401k. |
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