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Marley's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:19 PM



Yes! :banana:
Look:


So you know my ex?

She had great nails, I gotta say.


Among other things...

Marley's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:17 PM

If the speed of light is ~186,000/second...
...what is the speed of dark?

I would think it would be the exact same speed
as light receding.
But then I am a blond.
And mostly in the dark :-)


You're correct.

Marley's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:16 PM

"I NEED LUDICROUS SPEED!!!.......NOW!!!!"

Dark Helmet : Space Balls

I don't know about dark but they did hit the speed of plaid


What was the impact on the time/space continuum?

Marley's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:06 PM

Yes! :banana:

Look:




So you know my ex?

Marley's photo
Tue 06/22/10 06:02 PM
...what is the speed of dark?

Marley's photo
Mon 06/21/10 06:00 PM
...to participate in tonight?

Marley's photo
Mon 06/21/10 05:59 PM

I dont plan on finding out...I intend to live forever.


I hope that your pension and 401k holds out...along with your liver, spleen, heart,etc.

Marley's photo
Mon 06/21/10 05:56 PM
Enjoy yourself...but don't get caught.

Marley's photo
Mon 06/21/10 05:47 PM
What about before death?

Marley's photo
Sat 06/19/10 04:21 PM

...no thankyou.....and also no thankyou for the sequel where older men like Hugh Hefner share their libidinous secrets on how to 'jag' the almost barely legal blonde bimbette..

if you ever decide to publish a self help book on a faster way to home renovate, I may be interested.:smile:


No. No plans for that. Might i suggest hiring a competent carpenter and plumber.

Marley's photo
Sat 06/19/10 10:26 AM
Be grateful for these things. Do we question the beauty of a sunset? Or the essence of a rose? The laughter of a child? Let's move on to mor noteworthy topics of discussion...like sweater puppies.

Marley's photo
Sat 06/19/10 10:11 AM
...with my very first literary work, "So You Want to Be a Cougar?" This is an insightful yet nonmisogynistic narrative about the everyday world of the cougar. It contains helpful advice such as "what you can learn about dating from your nineteen year old...". Legal advice from Gloria Allred, noted Hollywood attorney. She speaks out first hand that"...just because it's fun doesn't mean that it's legal." Accessorizing tips from Kim Catrall...and much much more.

Marley's photo
Wed 06/16/10 06:09 PM

pray tell


How far up? It really is important.

Marley's photo
Wed 06/16/10 06:06 PM

What rules are applicable to...
...a knife fight as opposed to a marriage?

In a knife fight you need a sharp blade.
In a marriage the tongue is the sharpest weapon.


Have you tried something new recently?

Marley's photo
Wed 06/16/10 06:01 PM
...a knife fight as opposed to a marriage?

Marley's photo
Wed 06/16/10 10:44 AM



Very simple Clarice.....we covet.....how do we start to covet?......We covet what we see.


but I'm asking people what they covet that others have

example....physical looks. Some think that a certain type has it easier when it comes to dating


Happens when you are comparing YOUR internal world to their external world. The 'good looking ' ones may get some initial interest but they must have something more in order to keep the interest. All we 'see' is the external and assume its all good emotionally/intellectually too.

Reverse example: I know this gal who is carrying a few extra lbs. and I am being kind. She has a very pretty face, sharp mind, great organizational skills, a pleasant person, teaches belly dancing. When she is dancing she is HOTT. But a majority of guys don't know that because all they see is the size, not the person. (yes I am guilty of this too.)


Usually after a couple belts of Maker's Mark,the inner beauty surfaces and leaves us in wonderment. Hopefully, she won't fall while giving a lap dance.

Marley's photo
Wed 06/16/10 10:22 AM

Those of you who think that 'the grass is greener on the other side' are forgetting that the greener the grass, the more 'fertilize' it contains.

When do you think the grass is greener on the other side?

(Keep in mind, I'm not talking about actual grass laugh )


What then? Virtual grass? Weed?glasses

Marley's photo
Tue 06/15/10 06:21 PM


The sad thing about getting old is
you finally get rich and you can't
REALLY enjoy your own damn money!

You sound like you need someone
to spend it for you.
I know, how about a dating site??


Can I hook you guys up, by chance?

Marley's photo
Tue 06/15/10 06:07 PM

Good movie. Quite the metaphor for what's going on in this country.


Or a rather sad commentary on the human condition.

Marley's photo
Tue 06/15/10 06:01 PM
...old men.

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