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Mon 07/19/10 06:05 PM
...tread lightly.

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Sun 07/18/10 06:11 PM
Who really gives a ****?

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Wed 06/30/10 07:21 PM

Sometimes I masticate while wearing a condom but, I usualy bareback it.


It's just not the same, is it?

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Wed 06/30/10 07:16 PM



I do not think most people masturbate in public....how rude!!! ;)


Not sure about that. I said masticate..try and be articulate...never mind. Do you have an access to dictionaries in your part of the country?

Calm down I think I saw a vein pop LOL was JK.....kisses.....


Just above the left temporal lobe, I'll bet.

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Wed 06/30/10 07:13 PM

I do not think most people masturbate in public....how rude!!! ;)


You ever fly on American Airlines from Dallas to Sacramento?

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Wed 06/30/10 07:12 PM



I do not think most people masturbate in public....how rude!!! ;)


Not sure about that. I said masticate..try and be articulate...never mind. Do you have an access to dictionaries in your part of the country?


Marley...I think she meant it as a joke...hence the ;) wink

Thanks. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Wed 06/30/10 07:09 PM

I'm no slob and I'm sure I have proper table manners but when I'm hungry, I'm hungry!:smile:


Sometimes the hunger overcomes us.

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Wed 06/30/10 07:08 PM

I do not think most people masturbate in public....how rude!!! ;)


Not sure about that. I said masticate..try and be articulate...never mind. Do you have an access to dictionaries in your part of the country?

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Wed 06/30/10 06:14 PM



...about the way that you masticate? Are you more aware of this in public places? In your youth, were you ever reprimanded by your parents for this?


parents typically encourage it...good for digestion and all dontcha think

You are asking a dog if he thinks we should chew our food???laugh laugh


No. A dog is asking homo sapiens if they are embarrased in some manner?

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Wed 06/30/10 06:07 PM

No, I have my mastication pretty refined as far as proper etiquette goes... I don't recall being reprimanded beyond the typical teaching stage...


Practice makes perfect.

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Wed 06/30/10 06:06 PM


...about the way that you masticate? Are you more aware of this in public places? In your youth, were you ever reprimanded by your parents for this?


parents typically encourage it...good for digestion and all dontcha think



Perhaps. Beats me.

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Wed 06/30/10 06:05 PM
No. I'm just being inquisitive.

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Wed 06/30/10 05:55 PM
...about the way that you masticate? Are you more aware of this in public places? In your youth, were you ever reprimanded by your parents for this?

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Thu 06/24/10 06:09 PM
Gwon, pick a game. You deal.

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Tue 06/22/10 06:42 PM
Edited by Marley on Tue 06/22/10 06:44 PM
...he could take a paper clip, some Jack Daniels and lawn fertilizer and turn it into ...well turn it into something very interesting.

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Tue 06/22/10 06:37 PM

I'd be happy with the speed of Eleanor.


How would you measure Eleanor's speed?

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Tue 06/22/10 06:33 PM



"I NEED LUDICROUS SPEED!!!.......NOW!!!!"

Dark Helmet : Space Balls

I don't know about dark but they did hit the speed of plaid


What was the impact on the time/space continuum?


it blew the butthole out on my flux capacitor


damn...that had to hurt.

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Tue 06/22/10 06:29 PM




...what is the speed of dark?
the same speed as light....only backards...


Thanks for the clarification. My apologies.

You sure? Do you have spell check?
I have southern spell check..

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Tue 06/22/10 06:22 PM

They say light from the stars takes millions of years to get here, but it gets dark every night. So go figure.


Interesting take. You work for British Petroleum?

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Tue 06/22/10 06:21 PM


...what is the speed of dark?
the same speed as light....only backards...


You sure? Do you have spell check?

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