hahahaha, my ex. use to tell me that all the time. She said I was a arrogant SOB, which made her attracted to me. But jokingly she would always say, "Baby, please just sit there and look pretty, everytime you open your mouth up you "F" up the moment" haha!

i get so tired of the constant cliche's that people use in their profiles. have people just lost the ability to write something original about themselves?
i'm sick of seeing: looking for the one, looking for mr. right, looking for my soulmate..... of course you are. aren't we all? it's not like you see anybody writing "looking for someone to slap me around and cheat on me."
another one that irritates me is "i have 'x' children and they are my world/life/whatever." duh! it's not like someone's going to write "i have 'x' kids and i like to leave them home alone while i'm out whoring around." or "i have 'x' kids and i'm looking for someone to take them off my hands for me." only an idiot is not going to realize that a woman's kids will come before any man she dates. we don't need to be told this.
it's ok to let people know that you have kids, but we don't need confirmation that they are important to you. we aren't part of child services here.

i guess all i'm getting at is that i'd like to see some real substance in profiles and that people need to be more creative when talking about themselves.

ok, i'm done for now.


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Toaster oven. No muss no fuss, and when it gets dirty ya throw it away and get a new one.

i use a whole bottle of lotion and a box of klenex everytime i log on here

and get so excited i have to sit on the toilet so i dont poop myself

well shucks , i been out voted , i guess love is seeing if you slam the other person through the mattress , for some reason this makes me want to cry .

The long timers send emails to each other gossiping about the other members

Im not sure what I should be asking...who what where when how..or something other...