That is messed up! How far away are you? I know for myself 3 hours is a long distance

Yes, Id love to! Especially after going to goole and typing in "earthling" that really made me think about what we as humans do to others!

That would be really sad to do. Nope, never

I'm in total agreement. Bullets are cheap. Children ae gifts from God and should be treated as such.

yes I would

agreed on all of the above lol

Try your best to never hold onto the hurt from past relationships. Start fresh! Sounds like you're smitten to me... best wishes

I feel you! Not enough going on here is there? How was your day? Sunny here in Washington

Oh HeLL NO!

Continue to talk, you never know. Peoples situations change and anything is possible. Why let a good friend go?
Susan

Sounds great. It's nice to see you put some time and effort into it. Best luck with your search

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let`s get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You`ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I`m the only one talking to you.
8. I`m a bird watcher and I`m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you
seen one?
9. I`m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I`ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I`m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I`d really like to see how you look when I`m naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I`ve got a stiffy.
17. I`d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it`s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I`d have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. F@# me if I`m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroomfloor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you`ll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I`M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don`t you like pizza?
32. Baby, I`m an American Express lover...you shouldn`t go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm the girl who wants to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant... I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it.... I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair.... I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom... I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me....... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick... I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will listen to you talk... I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead.... I'm the girl who loves you for you and doesn't care what other people say about us... I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...

Beautiful! Thank you for sharing.
Susan

Great Profile! You are a beautiful Lady :)

Positive reinforcement is always a good thing

How funny! thanks for the laugh:)

For myself it is a prefernce. Just as hair or eye color are to some.