I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely
so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths.

I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the
photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number.

"Hello?" the woman says.

"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex. I want it hard,
fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it
we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys, do the lot, all
night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now
how does that sound."


She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

Ooooh Nasty!

Sooooooo..what happened with the hotel operator!!???

that is just too funny!!!!!!!

How funny! thanks for the laugh:)

LMAO......Bro, did u at least get a hotel room discount?

umm umm umm funny funny

That is just too funny....LMAO

well did she turn up ?

thats awesome. so. did you get lucky with the hotel operater?