"Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out"



Can we at least mix it up a bit once in a while? Maybe music, then go out, then a movie?

"I am very homest to someone if there is no chemistry between us to continue a relationship."


Is homest the opposite of homeless?

"My Moto is Mean what you say & say what you mean."


I say it might be a good idea to spellcheck.

"I guess the first thing that you should know about me is that I sing to music very badly."


Glad we're getting that out of the way early. It's not a deal breaker if you're open to taking some voice lessons.

"i do have bad habbits but dont we all."


I'm guessing that compulsive spell checking is not one of yours.

" am 4'11" ( yes i am that short ).but as they say "dinamite does come in small packages""


Even if they do say it, that's not how they spell it.

"I am unique...honest...short, fat, and toothless. "


Sometimes it's ok to paint the house you're trying to sell.....

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy really the choice is yours."


Why do I suspect I don't have as much choice here as you suggest.

"I am just an average person who has average goals and aspirations!"



Just what I'm looking for... another average relationship.

"of course i am single."


First time on a dating site then?

"im pretty nice girl tell u piss me off. i love doing things for ppl but if u push me to much i wont do anything for u again."


I like cars, until they break. I love ice cream, until I eat too much. I love to fly, until the plane crashes.

"im pretty nice girl tell u piss me off. i love doing things for ppl but if u push me to much i wont do anything for u again."


I like cars, until they break. I love ice cream, until I eat too much. I love to fly, until the plane crashes.

"Hunting with a camera would be up my ally."


You're going to scare the deer to death with your flash?

"I am a single mother. I always put my son first and music second than my friends."



Awesome.... I'll be runner up to the runner up.

"I am going to college to be a nurse and I like to help people who are sick. "


Oddly, the first things that pop in to my mind are "Munchausen by proxy" and the movie "Misery".

"What makes me unique is that I love to lick feet."


Ok, at least that's relatively unique. A little strange, but unique.

"I'am a mother of 5 wonderful kids, and the grandmother of 11, but don't let that scare you"


At what point SHOULD I get scared? When there are enough kids to invade a small country?

"ok, this says it's mandatory......i'll fill it out in a bit. gosh it keeps saying my description field is tooo short. "


Golly, dating sites are hard.

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There was until you started typing gibberish.

"whenever someone tells you about themselves it is always 2 people you end up dating, the one they made up in their heads and the one you actually fall in love with and more than likely is someone you would have never liked in the first place "


This actually broke my logicometer.