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"My goal is to find a good hearted man who loves me for who I am and accepts my beastiality."
Preferably a man with large animals. |
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"I like tree climbing and tea... ALOT."
PlentyOfNonSequitur.com |
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"I am the type which do not like to talk about myself, hence you might find what I write here below is silly."
I don't think that's what makes it silly. |
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What's the matter with POF? That's where we get most of our "One Glorious Profile" material. If it weren't for POF, what would we have to make fun of?
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!"
I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate. |
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"This is the tough bit... Who can seriously sum themselves up in one statement?"
One statement is more than enough for most. |
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"I'm nearly 20, blonde hair, blue eyes blah blah blah like your going to read this!"
Unfortunately I did. |
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"I never ever thought i'd give this website another go!!!"
It's called lowering your standards. It happens to the best of us. |
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"well i have done collage to get into childcare which i love so much "
I guess the licensing requirements aren't what they used to be. |
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"i would also like a person who is open to cummunication."
Poor speller? Or double entendre? |
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"ok want to know any thing bout me jus ask! oh my god have to write four lines before it lets me enter! la ba haa ja ja ua ioiefojh whckwsjd9ow iwjcbw9ch bwiu0i bw9u b9ej wciwue dcniwuiowc ujcffo rhi fii n FIOJQA FQJ fionjq fionaief nfuejf nf no"
This is the equivalent of throwing yourself on the ground and kicking and screaming. |
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"well, here i am, always said i woulnt do this but im tired of going out and meeting the same people all the time so what the hell if your not in you cant win. "
It's a lot like the lottery. Only the odds here are worse. |
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"Is it just me or do the majority of people on this site have the same personality description...."
I haven't managed to get a scientific sampling but it's starting to look that way. |
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" I like walking in the rain and blah...."
You've missed a dose of your anti-depressant. |
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"Welcome one and all to the magical, mystical world that is me"
Let's wander on down to The Leaky Cauldron and toss back a few butterbeers. |
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"Don't judge me by the way I act or look, you may wrong. "
I prefer to judge you by your birth date and the location of the planets and stars relative to the earth. |
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"My friends say I am smart, cute, hard working, royal"
Royal...... pain? |
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"If I meet the one that we get on like house on fire I would be very happy"
Aren't the normal bad metaphors adequate enough? |
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"like reading, eating out, cinema, have fund, traveling and cooking
I'm fund loving" Who doesn't love a good fund? |
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"****UPDATE*****OK GUYS I HAVE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE ON HERE.....I GAVE A GUY MY CELL NUMBER TO SEND ME A PIC AND HE SENT ME A PIC OF HIS *****" And this surprised you....? i figured it was mandatory. I always insist on having one. Everyone needs to have a list of minimum requirements. |
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