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Tue 02/12/08 08:44 PM
Trust me, a writer does not get this very often from me.

Very nice.

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Tue 02/12/08 08:36 PM
I reckon so.

Probably ought to start eating them.

Lord knows I have fed them enough.


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Tue 02/12/08 08:31 PM

huh I wanna sleep with you dude!! drinker

That was for commonman.. laugh


Ok.

But only if you promise not to stick your cold feet on me.

I have lots of wood, and lots of covers.

Ain't no sense in having cold feet.

Ain't no sense in putting them on me neither.

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Tue 02/12/08 08:15 PM
I don't know about flipping pillows.

I just move my head onto another dog.

And I don't like cold.

At all.

So - if you ever stick your cold feet on me in the night...

Yeah...

Probably gonna shoot your ass.

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Tue 02/12/08 08:07 PM

if y'all wanna hear something REAL retarded. Canada Post has been trying to get the gov't to allow them to charge 5 cents per e-mail, sent AND received. Bastards are lazy enough and NOW they want to be paid for something they don't even dogrumble grumble grumble


Quote sources on that please.

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Tue 02/12/08 08:02 PM
Edited by commonman on Tue 02/12/08 08:03 PM


Like everything else price goes up, service goes down.


Considering the quantity handled by the USPS daily, the service is actually quite astounding, IMO.


Damn skippy!

USPS rocks!

BTW... Love the lips protest you have going on there.

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Tue 02/12/08 07:42 PM


People want to see the pictures though.......they look for diversity in their mailings and we try to come up with subjects that interst the customers. That would be like saying, jus have one color of material for clothes to be made of, not everyone will like that color.


Gotta be honest, I have no idea who those people are. If my stamp had a picture of a wolf eating a baby on it, I still wouldn't notice. I never pay any attention to that.


I'd spend my 37 cents to see a wolf eating a baby.

Better yet - let's get a Steve Irwin sting-ray in the heart stamp thingy going.

Hell - let's just bump it up a notch and get a Britney in a no panties drug induced coma stamp.

Charge like three bucks for it.

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Tue 02/12/08 07:31 PM
Counts on fingers...

Let's see...

Possum.

Coon.

Road-killed animals of indeterminate origin.

*loses count*

*scratches head*

*counts one remaining tooth*

I never ate no bear meat before!

I counted to one!

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Tue 02/12/08 07:12 PM




I don't know anything about that romantic stuff.

If I like a gal, I just stop on the side of the road and pick her some pretty flowers,

Or cook up a batch of my home grown sweet corn.

Or hold her hair out of the way while she vomits.

None of that is romantic though.




I honestly think they are


You are kidding me right?

After Hurricane Mitch in Central America things were kind of tough on folks.

My baby went over to check on some neighbors to see if they were alright and had plenty to eat. She walked through some pretty nasty flood waters to do this thing.

While she was gone, I heated up some water, and when she returned I gave her a warm bath right there on the front porch.

I didn't do it to be romantic. I did it because I loved her (still do) and did not want her to get sick.



that is a great act of love!


Not really.

People get all emotional and "romantic" around 'Valentine's' day.

They forget that everyday is "valentine's" day if you do it right.

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Tue 02/12/08 07:07 PM
Then there is the time that I spent two months panning gold out of a river in Honduras so I could have a wedding band custom made for her.

Trust me...

It was not very romantic.

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Tue 02/12/08 07:01 PM
Edited by commonman on Tue 02/12/08 07:02 PM


I don't know anything about that romantic stuff.

If I like a gal, I just stop on the side of the road and pick her some pretty flowers,

Or cook up a batch of my home grown sweet corn.

Or hold her hair out of the way while she vomits.

None of that is romantic though.




I honestly think they are


You are kidding me right?

After Hurricane Mitch in Central America things were kind of tough on folks.

My baby went over to check on some neighbors to see if they were alright and had plenty to eat. She walked through some pretty nasty flood waters to do this thing.

While she was gone, I heated up some water, and when she returned I gave her a warm bath right there on the front porch.

I didn't do it to be romantic. I did it because I loved her (still do) and did not want her to get sick.

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Tue 02/12/08 06:33 PM

The advantage of online dating has always been to look with a certain amount of privacy and if you find someone that piques your interest you contact them. It's like walking around on South Beach... you people watch but you don't go try to approach someone that you aren't attracted to initially. Let's be honest, if you wanted to be judged solely on your personality, intellect and all other assets other than physical you wouldn't have a picture up. That is the whole point of a picture... to attract on the first level so you can move on to the others. So why send a message to everyone you happen to 'see' if you aren't attracted to them... We are supposedly here because the traditional method is too time consuming and there are a lack of quality people in the typical bar or nightclub. Why be harsh on those that just want to look around and not waste their or someone else's time? If you are looking for friends and want to send someone a message on that note then so be it but we aren't all here just looking for friends...


She is amazing^^^

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Tue 02/12/08 06:23 PM
Just jump up there and kick their ass!

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Tue 02/12/08 06:13 PM

COMMONMAN, that's the first funny thing i've heard since i came to this site.


Oh hell man...

Read some of the other BS these young ones post.

Funny stuff.

Bragging about getting nipples pierced and stuff.

Endless amusement.

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Tue 02/12/08 05:51 PM

SNOW!!!


OK - change my last response.

I don't like snow either. But I especially hate when it melts and you get all that sticky mud stuck on your boots.

OK - well I hate mud.

And sticky.

I really hate sticky.

And sticky mud - that is just the worst thing I can imagine.

Unless it is like babies puking on you or something.

Or Babies puking on you WHILE you are stuck in sticky mud.

That's bad.

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Tue 02/12/08 05:43 PM

what do u think


Did your clippers break before you finished?

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Tue 02/12/08 05:41 PM
I don't know anything about that romantic stuff.

If I like a gal, I just stop on the side of the road and pick her some pretty flowers,

Or cook up a batch of my home grown sweet corn.

Or hold her hair out of the way while she vomits.

None of that is romantic though.

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Tue 02/12/08 05:25 PM

sick


Nice Dobie.

commonman's photo
Tue 02/12/08 05:18 PM
I'm with you on the being cold thing. I don't like that much.

I like watching TV alone though.

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Tue 02/12/08 05:14 PM

Whats the one sign you missed, that would have warned you that someone was cheating on you.


For me, it was that whole catching her in bed with that other guy thing.

Cheating never entered my mind before that.