What joke did you make?

And yes you are. Probably about forty or so with about two years until retirement. Been divorced, paying a bunch of child support - life sucks and so you take pay-offs to keep all your young chippies in drugs and also just one or two steps in front of IA for back taxes.

How about BORED games?

Yeah, the young ones are pretty easy to pick out. Some of them are cops looking for predators. Others are just young ones that need a friend to talk to.

Sort of need to protect them -huh? The young ones that is - not the cops. Just as soon see them here talking to some of us as to see them doing something dangerous.

By the way - it is allowed - not aloud.

Thank you!

I like to play that game with nice folks.

I suppose you could say it was a PALY on words.

Well now, she is not here to PALY games.

I just gave the definition of the word paly.

Pretty simple.

paly: divided into an equal number of pieces of alternate colours by perpendicular partition lines; the number of divisions must be specified: paly of six, of eight, etc

Debate with folks on other forums.

Read up on renewable energy projects around the world.

Excellent!

I'm new here, and am mostly just here for the forums.

I figure I get to meet all kinds of people that way. Don't even have to leave the house and risk catching Malaria or Dengue fever again.

Damned sure don't have to get on a dog sled and ride through the frozen tundra!

Pretty much done seen all I want to see already.

It's time to settle down and talk to nice folks all over the world - no matter if I meet them in person or not.

Hard to say. I've done a lot of things in my life.

Been in a couple of gun-fights down in Nicaragua.

Those were pretty intense. But they were calculated risks and were not really wild because I was wearing soft body armor.

It's just another day.

But if you do have someone in your life, and you are doing it right - then everyday is Valentine's day.

I drunk dialed the local cops cuz one of the officers pissed me off.

Apparently I was pretty mean to them.

They hung up on me.

So I called them back up to give them the what for about hanging up on me during one of my tirades.

They hung up again!

So I calls em back only to find they had blocked my number!

Enter the cell phone!

I literally made the dispatch girl cry. What a wussy!

On the plus side - none of the cops want to talk to me anymore.

The minus side? I can't call 911 anymore.

Let's rock!

A birthday wish to my best friend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VbJXo2nQmg

Question one: Nothing that I can easily pick out. I can always remember doing exactly what I do now.

Admission one: Everybody has unanswered questions, and no one person knows for sure what they really want to do. That is part of the game we play in this life.

Admission two: Every single one of us is afraid. It is part of the game we play.

Question two: We don't ever get over the fear. We just learn to live with it.

My advice? Just be careful when you are online. Many people will offer you advice which seems to be what you might need to hear at the time. Most often it is not in your best interests.

I like her, but she is from TN and might be my sister.

Oh well, I'm Southern, so I guess that's cool.

Enjoy it while you can!

We will revert to our former selves when the moon changes back!

Who said they sent a man to the moon?

Just where exactly did you get that information?

ohhhh! Wait a minute! That was from the government!

Hmmmm!

But then there were some OTHER guys (for the sake of argument we will call them conspiracy theorists) that said the GOVERNMENT didn't really do this thing.

Isn't that convenient?

Is this a conspiracy of convenient beliefs?

Little dude who says he is writing from Iraq, getting past all known military security protocols on the internet - little girls jumping to his defense when people question his veracity...

Sort of makes me question just where the conspiracy is.

You want another one?

I can do that.

*best television fight announcer voice*

I AM RENT-A-HUBBY!