Babies don't smell like sour milk!

They smell like fresh compost!

Or maybe wet dog.

Can't decide.

But they don't smell bad - mostly.

I would really like you to 'show me' that hip-popping cartwheel!

Seriously, the forums are just as much fun, and you don't have to pick up after anybody (male or female)!

And it's free!

Nothing wrong with his accent. It sounded perfectly normal to me.

Love it!

LOL!

I was having a bad day too.

You just got in my line of fire.

Collateral damage maybe?

I've got the southern drawl (big time).

Don't smell like a horse though.

Former army - but I am not a very nice person at all.

I like the smell of wet dogs. I also like the smell of wet dogs that have been skunk-sprayed.

And compost - I really love the smell of compost and freshly turned soil.

Ex army.

Thanks.

He still thinks he is a pup. He is a really good dog. He weighed about twenty lbs when I took him. All bones. Little over a hundred now. Sweet as can be though.

Somebody to come and split the rest of my wood for me.

So I could snuggle up in front of the fire!

*cracks whip*

Get out there woman!

PS. Bring your own log-splitter!

I don't intend to give up my hard earned manners.

Yes, I open doors. Cars and otherwise. I also give up my seat for females. Carry heavy packages, and haul dead cats out of the basement!

I don't intend to change it for anyone.

This is correct to a point. And I am certainly guilty of it.

Then you also have to consider the whole "politically correct" thing into the equation. Even a lot of word processing software will hit you on words like 'gal' as being too 'gender specific.'

I was raised (programmed) to think that all 'females' were 'ladies.' But real life experience has taught me that is not always the case. Just like all 'males' are not 'gentlemen.'

True story: I opened the door for a 'Lady' just recently. Just like I was raised to do. And she went totally crazy on me. Said she didn't need a man to open doors for her.

Now - was she a lady?

People are always asking me if I 'saw such and such' movie.

Generally my answer is no. Comes from spending too much time in the jungles I guess. Hell, I didn't even know that gal "Princess Diana" died until five years after the fact!

So yesterday, I'm watching this movie called "Driving Miss Daisy." To damned cold outside to do any work.

I'm a laying there at the end of it, when he is feeding her pie - and just crying my eyes out, snot flowing everywhere and me blowing my nose on my sleeve - dogs all standing up growling because something is wrong with 'Dad' and they are gonna kill whatever it is messing with me.

That was a pretty good movie.

Might watch that one again.

Thinking TWO presidential retirements, senate retirements, secret service protection for life - and untold millions in speaking engagements.

Pure scum in my book.

But that's just me.

For this and all the thousands of other threads on thousands of forums across the internet.

Who cares?

Don't know what a PF is.

I climb trees, split wood, roof houses, fix plumbing, and haul hay.

I can pretty much work any two twenty-five year olds into the ground.

I also don't drink a bunch of 'power drinks' or eat a bunch of twinkies.

Me too.

We are just playing.

Yep. I ain't archaic.

I beware them.

Or where be them.

You choose.

I just like them smart.

But I am wary of them.