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Thu 12/25/08 02:04 AM
Anyone know where the good sites for downloading music are? Would love to know the free ones of course. lol

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Thu 12/25/08 01:57 AM
Merry Christmas everyone.

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Tue 12/23/08 05:14 PM


Haveyou tried baby oil?


I haven't tried it because its so messy and greasy.


put it on right after showering before u dry off, works the best

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Mon 12/22/08 07:05 PM
the christmas carole

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Fri 12/19/08 08:45 PM

shades Have you ever had to deliver bad news to someone?scared

shocked News that is going to change their lives forever!!surprised


Yes, more then i care to count, being a cancer nurse there is more bad news then good news sometimes.

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Fri 12/19/08 08:43 PM
omg, just spent 4hours shoveling the foot of snow we just got today. We're having the 3rd most snowy dec ever recorded here in michigan. Anyone want some i can send it ups. I'll be glad to get rid of it...lol

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Fri 12/19/08 08:36 PM
It was more that i didn't want to disappoint my parents and i still don't.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:24 PM
Edited by dolphin14 on Thu 12/18/08 05:25 PM
has a vagina

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Mon 12/01/08 06:58 PM

1. Picture of 10 people and they never bother to tell you which one the profile belongs to.

2. Boob shot with no face shown. Hey, some of us are not mesmerized by boobs.

3. Picture of person hiding behind drapes. I actually saw this on another site.

4. Picture of obvious well-known celebrity and the poster claims that's them.

5. Picture of person hiding behind dog. I would probably love your dog, but I don't want to date him/her.

6. Picture of person holding bottle of alcoholic beverage. No thank you, that's immediate disqualification.

7. Picture taken up solely by large derriere. I do not need to read the label on your pants.

8. Picture of baby. This is not Date-A-Baby.com.

9. Picture of anyone holding up a fish. Yes, you've proven that with hundreds of dollars of equipment, you can outsmart a fish.







10. Picture of anyone holding something that they killed. I know women are impressed by the size of the horns. lol

11. Picture if someone with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. Yuk

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Mon 12/01/08 06:51 PM
dream girl

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Sat 11/29/08 06:10 PM

hang on let me change my pic


nice, i'll have to get a pic and post it so u can see what i am talking about.

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Sat 11/29/08 06:03 PM
Whew finally i just finished putting up my lights outside, 3days and nights and 1 million lights later they are done. The whole town has no electricity except my house but its so worth it. Anyone have that griswolds side to them?

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Wed 11/19/08 03:23 PM

ok. I have only done that nightmare once. One year I got up early to go get this coat for my now ex-wife. I got up at 4 to go stand in line with a bunch of caffeinated psychos who thought if they pushed up against you they would get in faster...even though the doors didn't open for another 45 minutes.grumble Anyway...I got the coat she wanted after sprinting through the store (which, by the way, was out of self-defense so I didn't get trampled by the stampede). Then I decided to go to another store afterward. Slipped on a patch of ice in front of about 100 people standing in line. I am talking about full blown-out horizonality here. embarassed After the embarassment, a guy came up to me and said, "Damn dude, that had to hurt. You got some serious air outta that!" slaphead Yeah, they should call it Black & Blue Friday instead!!! Here is the kicker...she opens the coat Christmas morning and says,"Oh, thanks hun, but this is outta fashion now." What? shocked She ended up taking it back and getting a pair of shoes.... Never again!!! To those brave souls who do decide to take their lives, sanity, and mobility into the depths of hell this year...good luck to each of you and watch for that ice!!!!


thats funny ****rofl

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Tue 11/18/08 08:44 PM
oranges

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Tue 11/18/08 08:43 PM

I never go shopping on that day, but I am being dragged out this year.


good luck with that onerofl

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Tue 11/18/08 08:42 PM
Black Friday is the day after thanksgiving that people get up in the dark(hense black friday) and wait outside stores for hours to get awesome deals on products. The day that people forget about the real meaning of christmas and push and shove each other for that last computer or dvd player is that is only 29.99

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Tue 11/18/08 08:34 PM
:banana: only the biggest shopping day of the year....Day after thanksgiving.

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Tue 11/18/08 08:33 PM
love my job

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Tue 11/18/08 08:30 PM
How many of u crazy people get up and do black friday and what is your craziest story of the great day?

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Tue 11/18/08 08:29 PM
m&m's

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