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Sat 05/31/08 01:28 PM

I know I am a fat b^stard in my 50's, but please don't say these teenage girls are only after my passport or money.
They have all had a good reason for not turning up at the airport I am sure.

One day one of them will be there, and if not, I am only waiting four hours next time.

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Fri 05/30/08 02:02 PM
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

To some people yes, to others no. (But 5crew them.)

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Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM

Can I help you get ready?

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Tue 05/27/08 04:11 PM




I always lift my hat as I ejaculate.


huh


You think I shouldn't?

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Tue 05/27/08 04:09 PM

Yes, W_H

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Tue 05/27/08 04:05 PM


I always lift my hat as I ejaculate.

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Tue 05/27/08 04:04 PM


I am looking for a wealthier woman.

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Tue 05/27/08 05:59 AM



he met someone else,..

Never mind, he f@rts in bed and his mother dresses him funny.

You'll be found by better.

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Tue 05/27/08 05:51 AM

Try
control panel
Power options
Change when the computer sleeps

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Tue 05/27/08 05:46 AM


It isn't raining here

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Tue 05/27/08 05:45 AM

I had a cup of coffee this morning

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Tue 05/27/08 05:45 AM

How are you?

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Tue 05/27/08 05:45 AM

Hi you three

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Tue 05/27/08 05:19 AM

Step into my examination room.
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Tue 05/27/08 03:53 AM
Edited by GuideHenri on Tue 05/27/08 03:54 AM
yesiquiteagreeitisreallyirritatingand
iamsurealotofpeoplejustskippostsbecausetheycantbearsedtostrugglethroughthem
andmakesenseofthembadspelingisirritatingtoo

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Tue 05/27/08 03:45 AM

never heard that one

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dowhfQ0Fkns

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Tue 05/27/08 03:21 AM
Edited by GuideHenri on Tue 05/27/08 03:22 AM

what song?


Heeeeeey - Watermelon Man
Heeeeeey - Watermelon Man
Bring me one that rattles when you lug it
One that's good and juicy when you plug it
Do you understand? - Watermelon Man

(by Herbie Hancock)

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Tue 05/27/08 02:54 AM
Edited by GuideHenri on Tue 05/27/08 02:54 AM
Now I can't get the song out of my head.

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Tue 05/27/08 02:48 AM

Everytime a clown laughs, a Maxi-pad gets its wings.

laughlaugh laugh

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Tue 05/27/08 02:36 AM

10.35

The day's well underway.

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