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Tue 02/05/13 08:25 PM

... I'm not a man.


Thank God! happy





Hmmm...Do aliens believe in God?

spock

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Tue 02/05/13 08:24 PM



Pay my bills, Dammit!!!

explode
rofl typical female thing lmao


100% right.




I agree.

:banana:

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Tue 02/05/13 08:23 PM

Don't assume a woman can read your mind.

Why not? Some women expect men to be mind readers.



Yes.
Now read my mind!!!!

shades

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Tue 02/05/13 08:14 PM
I don't get it either frustrated

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Tue 02/05/13 08:10 PM
Reading this makes me want to cry.

...But that doesn't matter since I'm not a man.


sad tears

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Tue 02/05/13 06:38 PM
It's official...

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Tue 02/05/13 05:19 PM


Heyyyy...
Me too!

love

Simplicity, if you are looking for love, then you how to find me. bigsmile




Nah, I'm looking for 'girlfriends' flowerforyou

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Tue 02/05/13 05:04 PM
surprised

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Tue 02/05/13 05:02 PM
Well, if you turn the knob 'just right...'
It might work.
drinker

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Tue 02/05/13 04:55 PM

Fallin in luv feels gud,bt it has its consequences.



Yep. Like... headaches.
That's why I don't do it.

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Tue 02/05/13 04:52 PM
Along Came Polly!

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Tue 02/05/13 04:49 PM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Tue 02/05/13 04:50 PM
Heyyyy...
Me too!

love

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Tue 02/05/13 04:46 PM
Ok, you can stay in the shed behind my neighbor's house rofl

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Tue 02/05/13 04:34 PM
18 happy

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Tue 02/05/13 04:25 PM
That's bc a lot of the men are busy gettn busy with other men. Hence - Boystown >>> is where most of the action takes place. Thus, leaving not many available men for the picking.

...And if you're that concerned about Chicago women, maybe you should fly your butt over here and show us what you got

surprised

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Tue 02/05/13 02:16 PM
Last night...I dreamt of a hostile take-over by aliens...
So yes, I think so devil

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Tue 02/05/13 02:13 PM
There's no one out there frustrated

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Tue 02/05/13 02:03 PM



that's great...appreciate you sharing.



So uh....U gonna pay my bills or what?
huh


You're feisty today.



Just today? noway

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Tue 02/05/13 02:03 PM



make me your boyfriend then i will:wink:

that's great...appreciate you sharing.



So uh....U gonna pay my bills or what?
huh





Boytoy maybe :tongue:

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Tue 02/05/13 02:02 PM


Anything and everything with Ben Stiller. Dude's Hilarious.


Have you seen The Watch?


Heck yeah. He's funny even when he's not even trying to be funny.

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