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Wiley... wanna be Woody instead? Subtle..... |
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So I was telling one of my postal brethren that if you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights... What I want to know is how can I get that time back?  Live fast, my friend!! 
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That's a devotion part, bartender. Gotta be on duty at all times....
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Who can recommend a "Woody"....? Okay.. no teasing...  Wouldn't dream of it.......
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We'll say I'm "auditioning" for Norm. That work out?
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Yep, another dangerous day of window shopping! She broke 'em all!
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Hiya Cliff
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Hi everybody
Need another local? As it just so happens, I've recently taken up residence hereabouts....*wink wink, nudge nudge*  Might be a better patron type though!  Hey, uhh, Sammy, mind putting another on the ole tab, though? Vera found a two for one nothing for SALE! |
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Man, what a long day!!
 4:20 didn't show up 'til 7:09! I think my watch is broken.......... |
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The new place seems to be off to a roaring start!!
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Great, thanks!
 Sure, I'll have a Heineken!
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*meanders in and claims a barstool*
Water How's it going this fine day? |
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TONIGHT!! LADIES NIGHT 2 for 1 WELL DRINKS**  FREE CHEESECAKE DOUBLE PAYOUTS*  LIVE BAND!! **liquer in the front  *poker in the rear |
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Topic:
the weirdo room
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Aha, here you all are! frEAks unite! |
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The corniest approch...
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OK, thanks for the entertainment, but I really gotta wake up early. 'Til tomorrow!
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You must be from SPACE, cuz your a$$ is outta this world......  ......still not doing it for ya'?.....  ..........alright, hold on..... Are you kidding me? I get that ALL THE TIME!!
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Ohh, never mind, I'm just kidding anyhow, ya know!!
People ARE pretty silly sometimes with the crap they'll actually use!!
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You must be from SPACE, cuz your a$$ is outta this world......
......still not doing it for ya'?..... ..........alright, hold on..... |
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Topic:
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How about........
....are those MIRRORS in your pants, cuz I can see myself innum? Well, OK, then how about this one......... |
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Hi Wendy....
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