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Tue 01/06/09 06:14 PM
Still single....

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Tue 01/06/09 06:10 PM
Hi and welcomeflowerforyou

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Tue 01/06/09 06:07 PM
Welcome and have funflowerforyou

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Tue 01/06/09 06:05 PM
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price...the more the sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 for it and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife, and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy)!! 'I have an idea, it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good grief!! You'd think for $500 they'd at least iron it"!

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Friday at noon.

Closed coffin.

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Tue 01/06/09 10:56 AM
Posting in the forums, it's addicting:tongue:

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Tue 01/06/09 10:50 AM
Welcome to the site and Happy New Yearflowerforyou

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Tue 01/06/09 10:49 AM
What's next? Losing it allgrumble

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Tue 01/06/09 10:46 AM

When is it starting? I watch the auditions and some of the ending.

I took my child to see them when they were doing a concert.
It's when Clay and Ruben were with the show.

It was actually very good.




Not really sure when it starts. Just remember hearing it on TV and thinking...OHHHH NOOOOfrustrated

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Tue 01/06/09 10:30 AM
Doobie Brothers/Blackwater

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Tue 01/06/09 10:28 AM
ratatouille

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Tue 01/06/09 10:20 AM
Ozark Mountain Daredevils

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Tue 01/06/09 10:17 AM
Pralines

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Tue 01/06/09 10:16 AM
Ricky Van Shelton

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Tue 01/06/09 10:08 AM
Sheila E.

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Tue 01/06/09 10:02 AM
Nutty Buddies

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Tue 01/06/09 10:01 AM



Man aren't i an awesome pisces, LMAOlaugh


Makes two of us :wink:laugh laugh laugh

sweet!!


Makes three of us!!flowerforyou

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Tue 01/06/09 09:59 AM
Well, another season of American Idiot, ummmm I mean American Idol is almost here. Who's going to watch???

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Tue 01/06/09 09:26 AM
farm-raised catfish

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Tue 01/06/09 09:20 AM
Oops!!

Coconut Creme Pie

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Tue 01/06/09 09:19 AM
Baklava

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